Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule #359: Grabbing a Skaarj by its tail is challenging... and probably the last thing you'll ever do in life.
They really hate that!
They really hate that!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Try doing that in Super Mario 64... SWINGGG and THROW!EvilGrins wrote:Rule #359: Grabbing a Skaarj by its tail is challenging... and probably the last thing you'll ever do in life.
They really hate that!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
There's Skaarj in Super Mario?!?Chamberly wrote:Try doing that in Super Mario 64... SWINGGG and THROW!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Sure. Probably. Maybe. I think. Not sure... No.
Rule #Gold: Hacking Chuck Norris into UT is highly prohibited. Anyone who does that has two choices:
-Either line up in front of my sniper rifle / I.R.P.R.
-Cluster in front of Feralidragon so he can melt you all with another of his explosive thingamabobs.
Rule #Gold: Hacking Chuck Norris into UT is highly prohibited. Anyone who does that has two choices:
-Either line up in front of my sniper rifle / I.R.P.R.
-Cluster in front of Feralidragon so he can melt you all with another of his explosive thingamabobs.
This is Eevee, a ferocious creature that never relents in tracking its meal. It will lead you to ruin, and when it does, it will finish you.The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule 360: Don't join halfway through a game and then complain that the winner was lucky.
Is it time for waffles?
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule Numero Uno-ish:The prescribed manner in which to tell if you are on a server with real players or fake players is to walk up to one and politely inquire, "Pardon me, but are you an actual person or a cleverly diguised bot?"
There exists no programming anywhere that if it's a bot it will politely answer your question.
There exists no programming anywhere that if it's a bot it will politely answer your question.
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Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule #666: When designing custom monsters for servers and/or offline play, never be afraid to design something scary unbeatable in health & attacks. For your own personal desire to fight a true challenge, or for people on MH servers who will require teamwork to actually beat the thing.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule Omega: If you can find a female Nali anywhere in the game (not a painting/statue of one) no matter what your score is you automatically win.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule 187: Should you ever get into a rage filled argument with anyone in any UT forum, there is only 1 way to settle it.
Find a neutral server and battle to the death!
Find a neutral server and battle to the death!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule ???: If you're N00B, kill the better players with the ripper if you want. (seriously, that weapon is annoying but is the best to kill them quickly) 
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule of the All Times: beware of this bot, he can headshot you with the translocator even from other server
Unreal. Alter your reality..forever...
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Can't agree more with Torax. Loque is the bane of my existence everytime I think "Ah, a nice UT99 botmatch to relax before going to bed".
it's never nice nor relaxing when he spawns in the botlist.
it's never nice nor relaxing when he spawns in the botlist.
You must construct additional pylons.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
I can OWN LOQUE in OMC-UP4EVER (Normal weapons and Adept setting)... I just camp the belt and the shockrifle - he is a bot, and can NOT flush me out. Against a decent DM player/sniper I can't camp the belt so i'm forced to flee/fight. I find humans are far more creative with combos and tactics than any BOT could be :/
Loque DUEL Rule #666 - power up, shock, rockets, sniper, camp the high ground (or a staircase), and hope the mapper sucked at bot-pathing!!!
Loque DUEL Rule #666 - power up, shock, rockets, sniper, camp the high ground (or a staircase), and hope the mapper sucked at bot-pathing!!!