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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
Blatant Sexism: There is no female Xan!
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
Did you just assume the evil robot's gender? What if he identifies as a nali female?
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
I've read Xan's bio... he doesn't.Hellkeeper wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 9:27 am Did you just assume the evil robot's gender? What if he identifies as a nali female?
Did you just assume his gender and species??
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
Oh, I have one. November has to be the most unfair map of the CTF ladder.
I have won plenty more matches from the blue side than from the red. All that having to go upstairs for the flag, then downstairs...
...yes, even with the tloc, it's tough, blue only has to go through the tunnel, and done. That map would not exist on a "real life" tournament.
(The funny thing is...even with that frustrating element, I do enjoy the map.
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(The funny thing is...even with that frustrating element, I do enjoy the map.

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
not nearly silly enough, try again.TankBeef wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 5:03 pm Oh, I have one. November has to be the most unfair map of the CTF ladder.I have won plenty more matches from the blue side than from the red. All that having to go upstairs for the flag, then downstairs...
...yes, even with the tloc, it's tough, blue only has to go through the tunnel, and done. That map would not exist on a "real life" tournament.
(The funny thing is...even with that frustrating element, I do enjoy the map.)

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
I don't like the Enforcer, holding it sideways is not a kill shot.
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
I see that as the background lore behind the Practice Session menuUnrealGGecko wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 11:56 am Yea I didn't get my own space training arena spaceship after winning the tourney, what gives? Xan can have one but not me?

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
Plot twist: the REAL final battle involved Malcolm and he won.
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
I didn't, but I mistakenly assumed uou could read!

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
Well, you know what they say about those that assume things.

Also... "uou"?!?
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
I said you couldn't read, I never said I could write. 

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
The unexploited resource that is Nali WarCows... think how many Earth cows we could save if we used the Nali version for hamburgers.
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
- feed them nali fruit
- frag them in arena combat
- use meat to make foodstuffs
- ferment the fat with yeast to generate biofuel and alcoholic beverages
- burn biofuel for energy
- use food, drink and energy to sustain a population of nali fruit farmers and nali cow ranchers
- ???
- profit!!
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
It renders not quick enough . 

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?
Player movement is sooo fast compared to Unreal 2. 
