Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

[Metalfist]

Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O

[EvilGrins]

Rule #666: Never play MonsterHunt with a health regenerator called 'otium' because it increases the monsters health too, as well as heals them...

...unless you're into that sorta thing.

[VatcilliZeitchef]

Rule #666: Rule number 666 can exist multiple times. Also if the map has a Japanese name, forget all you knew about unreal monsters.

[papercoffee]

Rule #666: Rule number 666 can exist multiple times.

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[KeeperUTX]

Rule #-4: Yes, he said it.

[Spectra]

Rule # -412: Whenever in Chat, you find a player like Frustrated of losing the game, then just say to him "Play For Fun"

[UTPe]

the golden rule of the server where I usually play now: "play and don't brake my balls"

[UTDeath]

the golden rule of the server where I usually play now: "play and don't brake my balls"

What kind of server is that?

Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O

I would say "Kill all life on Na Pali", if you don't kill everything on a map, did you really finish that map?

Rule No. 48: It is totally fine to gib any and all corpses you may find. In fact, it is highly encouraged you destroy any carcass in an "in-game sport" kind of way.

[EvilGrins]

wildlife on Na Pali o.O

I would say "Kill all life on Na Pali", if you don't kill everything on a map, did you really finish that map?

Actually this was for any map in any gametype, not just Monsterhunt.

When it's slow defending the base in CTF I kill time by killing any animal in sight.

Rule 42: The monster most likely to kill you is not the one behind you but that fast little freak with the enhanced speed that you can't shoot no matter what.

[papercoffee]

Fixed your quote!

[EvilGrins]

Fixed your quote!

Rule 43: Mods be tripping ballz, yo!

[papercoffee]

Fixed your quote!

Rule 43: Mods be tripping ballz, yo!

No your Quote was broken ... G- Damn.

[UTDeath]

Yes, I saw it broken as well.

[KeeperUTX]

Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O

Manual Addendum inhibited to rule #43317: Better just use an anti-matter fuelled Ultima Protos to blow up the whole damn shindig.

[EvilGrins]

Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O

Manual Addendum inhibited to rule #43317: Better just use an anti-matter fuelled Ultima Protos to blow up the whole damn shindig.

Rule #43317: SubSection A: The ultima-protos is only so effective until things are found that can survive a direct blast from it.

Note: There's 5 things I know of that can.