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Re: officially UNOFFICIAL rules for the UT99 forum (semi-silly)

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Rule 46a: Always keep toilet paper handy.
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Re: officially UNOFFICIAL rules for the UT99 forum (semi-silly)

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The New Rule: Someone has gotta make sure Buggie drinks a lot less coffee.

I hit "new posts" this morning, and there were 30 results all from him.
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Yeah, delivering updates of playable content for our game. How about no, then?
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Delacroix wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 5:48 pm Yeah, delivering updates of playable content for our game. How about no, then?
That much coffee is bad for anyone's health.

Look what happened to paper... he became coffee. If only someone had thought to stop him early on.
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No-one is stopping you from publishing content or updates to said content... why hold Buggie to a different standard?
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The One Rule To Rule All Rules: Never post here while wearing a tutu.
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This particular rule...
EvilGrins wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:35 am Rule ALPHA/OMEGA: You must not ever, under any circumstances, upon penalty of death (it's really REALLY really a bad idea) reply to threads that haven't been active for a VERY LONG TIME!!!!

A pox on your house if you do!
Only exception is if you're the one that started the thread... OTHERWISE YOU SHALL DIE!!!!
...keeps getting violated a lot lately.