Chuck Norris in Unreal Tournament

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Chuck Norris in Unreal Tournament

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This was kind of Ferali's idea...
Feralidragon wrote:Chuck Norris is able to frag even players using "god", "ghost" or "fly".

In CTF, Chuck Norris doesn't have to capture the flag, the enemy team hands it to him willingly.

In instagib, Chuck Norris is unable to be fragged, the shock rifle is just too afraid to even fire.

Sometimes the game glitches out and spawns Chuck Norris instead of a Redeemer.

(a Chuck Norris topic could actually be fun)
...reacting to something I posted elsewhere.

So, any version of UT... be they Chuck Norris facts edited for the game, or in-game videos, or whatever:
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Let's have some fun with this.
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Re: Chuck Norris in Unreal Tournament

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Chuck Norris never had a single BSP error in his life when creating a map in UEd.

Chuck Norris is able to build maps with over 65K nodes.

Chuck Norris is able to test and spawn in a map without a single PlayerStart.

Lock changed his name to Loque when he realized that his aim was crap compared to Chuck Norris.

ACE deactivates itself when Chuck Norris enters the game, there's just no point in trying to catch cheaters at that point, they all get a beat down more humiliating than getting banned.
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Chuck Norris plays CTF alone on both teams and never loses a match.
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Chuck Norris has never "officially" beaten Unreal Tournament... because Xan fled from the game as soon as he became aware that Chuck was coming up the ladder.
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Re: Chuck Norris in Unreal Tournament

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That video is freaking cool! I also love the - Lost Cemetery - map . I want it! :thuup: Chuck is the best!
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