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Post by EvilGrins » Mon Jan 18, 2021 9:46 pm

Here you go.
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Post by Gustavo6046 » Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:18 pm

Keep trying, EG. Keep trying.

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Re: Funny UT posts

Post by esnesi » Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:48 pm

it's green and it's not a nalicow.
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Post by EvilGrins » Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:36 am

esnesi wrote:
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it's green and it's not a nalicow.
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Post by Gustavo6046 » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:01 pm

This makes me think, we totally need an Unreal-themed webcomic. With a very crazy story and funny characters!

How about Na Pali wildlife (and other non-humanoids or whatever) that somehow acquire sentience and end up roaming in familiar places? Unbeknownst to them, those places host Liandri tournament matches!
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Post by [NBK]DxTrEm3Fx » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:29 am

The new ester egg in every map now. Find Bernie.
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Post by Gustavo6046 » Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:59 am

[NBK]DxTrEm3Fx wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:29 am
Find Bernie.
Hello from Brazil, we have free public healthcare at home <3
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Post by Neon_Knight » Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:56 pm

Elite Krall have been Elite before AEW existed.

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Post by EvilGrins » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:31 am

Neon_Knight wrote:
Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:56 pm
Elite Krall have been Elite before AEW existed.
Did you edit those skins or did you edit the pic?

Finding good Krall skins is hard.
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Post by Neon_Knight » Sun Jan 24, 2021 2:25 am

Edit the pic, obviously.
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Re: Funny UT posts

Post by Gustavo6046 » Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:00 am

Skater Kralls! Skater Kralls!

Or, ooh, how about... Thunderkralls! :o
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Post by EvilGrins » Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:09 pm

Found on BeyondUnreal...
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Post by Neon_Knight » Sun Apr 25, 2021 8:06 pm

Gustavo6046 wrote:
Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:00 am
Skater Kralls! Skater Kralls!

Or, ooh, how about... Thunderkralls! :o
There's no such a thing as enough variations of a monster.
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Post by Gustavo6046 » Fri Apr 30, 2021 6:21 pm

Indeedy very! All of the variations!!
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Post by EvilGrins » Fri May 07, 2021 4:01 am

It's peanut butter jelly time!
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