What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by EvilGrins » Fri May 28, 2021 7:33 am

Blatant Sexism: There is no female Xan!
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Hellkeeper » Fri May 28, 2021 9:27 am

Did you just assume the evil robot's gender? What if he identifies as a nali female?
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by EvilGrins » Fri May 28, 2021 4:44 pm

Hellkeeper wrote:
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Did you just assume the evil robot's gender? What if he identifies as a nali female?
I've read Xan's bio... he doesn't.

Did you just assume his gender and species??
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by TankBeef » Fri May 28, 2021 5:03 pm

Oh, I have one. November has to be the most unfair map of the CTF ladder. :facepalm: I have won plenty more matches from the blue side than from the red. All that having to go upstairs for the flag, then downstairs... :wth: ...yes, even with the tloc, it's tough, blue only has to go through the tunnel, and done. That map would not exist on a "real life" tournament.

(The funny thing is...even with that frustrating element, I do enjoy the map. :lol2:)

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by TexasGtar » Fri May 28, 2021 5:30 pm

TankBeef wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 5:03 pm
Oh, I have one. November has to be the most unfair map of the CTF ladder. :facepalm: I have won plenty more matches from the blue side than from the red. All that having to go upstairs for the flag, then downstairs... :wth: ...yes, even with the tloc, it's tough, blue only has to go through the tunnel, and done. That map would not exist on a "real life" tournament.

(The funny thing is...even with that frustrating element, I do enjoy the map. :lol2:)
not nearly silly enough, try again. :wink:

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by ANUBITEK » Fri May 28, 2021 7:19 pm

I don't like the Enforcer, holding it sideways is not a kill shot.
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Gustavo6046 » Fri May 28, 2021 8:24 pm

UnrealGGecko wrote:
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Yea I didn't get my own space training arena spaceship after winning the tourney, what gives? Xan can have one but not me?
I see that as the background lore behind the Practice Session menu :D

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Neon_Knight » Fri May 28, 2021 10:16 pm

Plot twist: the REAL final battle involved Malcolm and he won.

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Hellkeeper » Sat May 29, 2021 5:33 am

EvilGrins wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 4:44 pm
Did you just assume his gender and species??
I didn't, but I mistakenly assumed uou could read! :P
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by EvilGrins » Sat May 29, 2021 11:45 am

Hellkeeper wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 5:33 am
EvilGrins wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 4:44 pm
Did you just assume his gender and species??
I didn't, but I mistakenly assumed uou could read! :P
Well, you know what they say about those that assume things.
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Also... "uou"?!?
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Hellkeeper » Sat May 29, 2021 1:13 pm

I said you couldn't read, I never said I could write. :mrgreen:
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by EvilGrins » Sat May 29, 2021 8:01 pm

The unexploited resource that is Nali WarCows... think how many Earth cows we could save if we used the Nali version for hamburgers.
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Gustavo6046 » Sat May 29, 2021 8:44 pm

EvilGrins wrote:
Sat May 29, 2021 8:01 pm
The unexploited resource that is Nali WarCows... think how many Earth cows we could save if we used the Nali version for hamburgers.
  • feed them nali fruit
  • frag them in arena combat
  • use meat to make foodstuffs
  • ferment the fat with yeast to generate biofuel and alcoholic beverages
  • burn biofuel for energy
  • use food, drink and energy to sustain a population of nali fruit farmers and nali cow ranchers
  • ???
  • profit!!

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by rjmno1 » Sun May 30, 2021 12:45 pm

It renders not quick enough . :loool:

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by OjitroC » Sun May 30, 2021 8:12 pm

Player movement is sooo fast compared to Unreal 2. :(