Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

Post by Neon_Knight » Sat Jun 19, 2021 1:17 am

Rule number Tree House: There's no Redeemer in the official version of CTF-EternalCave.
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

Post by Gustavo6046 » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:13 am

Wait, even ammo is? What about WarLords? Or even the Nali Weapons modifiers, sure no one can eat those!

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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

Post by ANUBITEK » Thu Jun 24, 2021 5:15 pm

Always have a towel, a bucket, and a roll of toilet paper. For no particular reason.

If you eat a Hot Pocket, make sure to eat the cold side first. Getting fragged on a cooldown is never fun!

Open a window, the increased airflow will make you game faster, bonus if you hyper-ventilate.

Keep your finger on that lag switch, even if it doesn't work.
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

Post by EvilGrins » Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:04 pm

Never play UT while sitting backwards, as it can lead to intense neck pain.
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

Post by EvilGrins » Sun Mar 06, 2022 7:57 pm

ABSOLUTELY NEVER...
...enhance the A.I. of the bots!

Because it's only a matter of time before some bot you've killed a ridiculous number of times gets enhanced, jacks into your WiFi, and rams a self-driving-car through your house.
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

Post by Gustavo6046 » Sat Mar 12, 2022 4:54 am

However, if you do, for whatever depraved reason, decide that bots are worthy of sentience, notify the UT99.org Bureau of Ethical Considerations immediately so that we may devise a Code of Ethics on Sentient A.I. in Unreal Tournament.