Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)
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Neon_Knight
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)
Rule number Tree House: There's no Redeemer in the official version of CTF-EternalCave.
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ProTip 1: anybody using the phrase "I'm a True Fan and You're Not!" is an obnoxious, self-centered, egotistical, elitist, narcissist douchebag.
ProTip 2: anybody who uses the "Royal We" when making a demand wants to pass their own opinion as everyone else's.
"Practice good sportsmanship. You were a n00b once, too." - UT3 Loading Screen
"Level Designers are 1 part architect, 1 part artist, 1 part game designer, and 1 part beta tester!" - Cliff Bleszinski
"The ratio of critics to creators is something like 10,000:1. The ratio of good critics to bad: 1:10,000 (where 'good' means 'helps advancing the art')." - Fast Eddie, TVTropes
"The projects that never start are the projects with the "idea man" as the leader." - Brandon "GreenMarine" Reinhart
ProTip 1: anybody using the phrase "I'm a True Fan and You're Not!" is an obnoxious, self-centered, egotistical, elitist, narcissist douchebag.
ProTip 2: anybody who uses the "Royal We" when making a demand wants to pass their own opinion as everyone else's.
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Gustavo6046
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)
Wait, even ammo is? What about WarLords? Or even the Nali Weapons modifiers, sure no one can eat those!
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ANUBITEK
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)
Always have a towel, a bucket, and a roll of toilet paper. For no particular reason.
If you eat a Hot Pocket, make sure to eat the cold side first. Getting fragged on a cooldown is never fun!
Open a window, the increased airflow will make you game faster, bonus if you hyper-ventilate.
Keep your finger on that lag switch, even if it doesn't work.
If you eat a Hot Pocket, make sure to eat the cold side first. Getting fragged on a cooldown is never fun!
Open a window, the increased airflow will make you game faster, bonus if you hyper-ventilate.
Keep your finger on that lag switch, even if it doesn't work.
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EvilGrins
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)
Never play UT while sitting backwards, as it can lead to intense neck pain.
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Smilies · viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)
ABSOLUTELY NEVER...
...enhance the A.I. of the bots!
Because it's only a matter of time before some bot you've killed a ridiculous number of times gets enhanced, jacks into your WiFi, and rams a self-driving-car through your house.
...enhance the A.I. of the bots!
Because it's only a matter of time before some bot you've killed a ridiculous number of times gets enhanced, jacks into your WiFi, and rams a self-driving-car through your house.
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Gustavo6046
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)
However, if you do, for whatever depraved reason, decide that bots are worthy of sentience, notify the UT99.org Bureau of Ethical Considerations immediately so that we may devise a Code of Ethics on Sentient A.I. in Unreal Tournament.