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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:52 pm

Rule #42: If the admin hates you, buy him cookies.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Metalfist » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:15 am

Comon is this only about admins? :sleep:
Rule #32 ut people cant count :p.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by dixEEh » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:01 pm

rule #33 ; don't eat jelly beans while playing ut. you will get distracted...
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:46 pm

Rule #34: Don't count your pupae before they're hatched.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by GenMoKai » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:56 pm

Rule #35: If your weapons run out of ammo, you know your f*cked
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by editor Dave » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:01 am

Rule #36: When shooting with the Redeemer don't hit the ones in front of you or you are burned meat...
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Vankuss » Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:18 pm

Rule #37
Learn your enemies. If you know your enemy, you already won.

I remember a guy, "orcun" was his name, very skilled all-DM player. I was an above-average player some years ago, something like 65/100. He took one minute of spectating for learning me. After that, he joined the game and powned everyone, 0 deaths. There were lots of pro in that game.

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:50 pm

Rule #38: When you run out of ammo and it looks like you may die, employ the original and most ancient strategy... RUN!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Creavion » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:34 pm

Rule #39: Videogames do not have "Legends", because they are only videogames ...
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:51 pm

Rule #40: When in doubt, shoot it.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:36 pm

Rule #32: You'll have to pry Unreal Tournament out of my cold, dead, zombified fingers.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:41 pm

Rule #69: Team killers are highly annoying and ironically are often murdered by their own team.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by UT Sniper (SJA94) » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:58 pm

Rule #476:
If someone on your team is camping and not helping, teamkill them when they are on a long spree :satan: .

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Feralidragon » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:19 am

UT Sniper (SJA94) wrote:Rule #476:
If someone on your team is camping and not helping, teamkill them when they are on a long spree :satan: .
Specially if they are having a perfect score :satan: :satan: :satan:

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by KeeperUTX » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:24 am

Rule #41: Don't spam the pelvic thrust on someone, you'll regret it :D
Rule#42: If you intend on sniper camping somewhere, never camp in the same place twice. Always change your position after about a minute or so. Good tactic against people who pick off campers
Rule#43: Never trust anyone with a redeemer.
Rule#44: If you use the Flak Cannon A LOT, then congrats, you're ranked as a Flak Monkey :D :D
Rule#45: Don't blame the server if you miss, just kill yourself for every missed shot! :P
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