Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule #42: If the admin hates you, buy him cookies.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Comon is this only about admins?
Rule #32 ut people cant count :p.
Rule #32 ut people cant count :p.
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
rule #33 ; don't eat jelly beans while playing ut. you will get distracted...
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Rule #34: Don't count your pupae before they're hatched.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule #35: If your weapons run out of ammo, you know your f*cked
EAT THOSE FRIGGIN BANANAS !!!!!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule #36: When shooting with the Redeemer don't hit the ones in front of you or you are burned meat...
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule #37
Learn your enemies. If you know your enemy, you already won.
I remember a guy, "orcun" was his name, very skilled all-DM player. I was an above-average player some years ago, something like 65/100. He took one minute of spectating for learning me. After that, he joined the game and powned everyone, 0 deaths. There were lots of pro in that game.
Damn we should open a "legends of UT thread"
Learn your enemies. If you know your enemy, you already won.
I remember a guy, "orcun" was his name, very skilled all-DM player. I was an above-average player some years ago, something like 65/100. He took one minute of spectating for learning me. After that, he joined the game and powned everyone, 0 deaths. There were lots of pro in that game.
Damn we should open a "legends of UT thread"
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Rule #38: When you run out of ammo and it looks like you may die, employ the original and most ancient strategy... RUN!
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Rule #39: Videogames do not have "Legends", because they are only videogames ...
Makers of great games however can be "Legends"...
Makers of great games however can be "Legends"...
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Rule #40: When in doubt, shoot it.
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Rule #32: You'll have to pry Unreal Tournament out of my cold, dead, zombified fingers.
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Rule #69: Team killers are highly annoying and ironically are often murdered by their own team.
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Rule #476:
If someone on your team is camping and not helping, teamkill them when they are on a long spree .
If someone on your team is camping and not helping, teamkill them when they are on a long spree .
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Specially if they are having a perfect scoreUT Sniper (SJA94) wrote:Rule #476:
If someone on your team is camping and not helping, teamkill them when they are on a long spree .
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule #41: Don't spam the pelvic thrust on someone, you'll regret it
Rule#42: If you intend on sniper camping somewhere, never camp in the same place twice. Always change your position after about a minute or so. Good tactic against people who pick off campers
Rule#43: Never trust anyone with a redeemer.
Rule#44: If you use the Flak Cannon A LOT, then congrats, you're ranked as a Flak Monkey
Rule#45: Don't blame the server if you miss, just kill yourself for every missed shot!
Rule#42: If you intend on sniper camping somewhere, never camp in the same place twice. Always change your position after about a minute or so. Good tactic against people who pick off campers
Rule#43: Never trust anyone with a redeemer.
Rule#44: If you use the Flak Cannon A LOT, then congrats, you're ranked as a Flak Monkey
Rule#45: Don't blame the server if you miss, just kill yourself for every missed shot!
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The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.