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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

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KeeperUTX wrote: Rule#42: If you intend on sniper camping somewhere, never camp in the same place twice. Always change your position after about a minute or so. Good tactic against people who pick off campers
Actually it's the other way around. The few servers I actually camped, if someone killed me I would camp the same spot again. Why? Because the player would assume I would camp somewhere else every single time lol
From the moment he/she fixed that camping spot, I would change to somewhere else, then would get to the same spot all over again after a while.
Oh good ol'trolling days.... :lol2:
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Rule #99: Never ever let Ferali camp with a sniper-rifle ...he will most of the time troll your server.
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Heh, I suppose you're right, both of ya :
Feralidragon: My tactic seems to be good against bots, anyway... :p
Papercoffee: I second that. He does as many headshots against bots as I do, saw it in his NW vids. So I guess we're both the bane of bots. And n00bs :twisted:

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Rule #100: Pros are instantly kicked because they look like cheaters.
Rule #101: Don't call random people noobs, because you are one too.
Rule #102: Bringing donuts to the master admin makes you be admin permanently. But NEVER give donuts to me (Because they are just bagels with frosting!)
Rule #103: When IP banned, don't change your IP because you were unbanned 10 minutes before you changed your IP.



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I have only one rule .....The mods dictate the rules........If you kill someone with spwan protection on the server......it is aparent the spawnprotection has worn off.....so how the "F" can you consider that being spawn killed .....Really.....no revenge kill....no close quater kills....etc..... they make mods for that you can put on the server so i asume if you are not useing them it is allowed ......but crying cause your spawnkilled or revenged killed etc.....cause you are not winning ...... i lame ...... use the mods if you can't deal with it .......I say let make a spawn protection that lasts the duration of the map and then you won't have to worry about being spawn killed any more .....but i guess then you would have no reason to play right ...lol I am sry but this is a FPS game that you kill ppl in right ? SO sry your in my spot or i was here first you need to leave......Spawnkill.....FPS ....DM.....shoot and kill everything every where right?but oh ....wait .....I am in the good spot .....don't kill me .....you need to leave ....Has anyone evry been to war? is this standard FPS protocall in war? Sry Osama Close quaters kills are not allowed so i can't shot you ....what the hell....Hitler isn't camping .....Ban him from the server ...Did you have a no run mod on the server ?Cause if you don't want a run and gunner ......the mod might just work for you ..... :tu:

Seems the rules only appy to the people who are losing and it is always your fault they don't have the proper mods in place to stop their whinning ! can we all work on a anti whinning mod? Seriously .....it is just a game we are suposed to enjoy playing ....
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Rule #999: It's only a game, except when it isn't.
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EvilGrins wrote:Rule #999: It's only a game, except when it isn't.
This is so surprisingly deep ... bro.

Rule #1000: There are much more important things in life besides UT ... BUT WHO CARES!!????
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papercoffee wrote:
EvilGrins wrote:Rule #999: It's only a game, except when it isn't.
This is so surprisingly deep ... bro.
I have my moments.
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Rule #46: Don't kill someone who is chatting.

Btw, I find people with a shock rifle combo fetish annoying.
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{dFb}VanQuisher wrote:They make mods for that you can put on the server so I asume if you are not useing them it is allowed
+1

This is same like the anticheat mods... And who playing good, is cheater?! Where is the fu*%ing logic?....
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I play well and if some one comes and beats me.......The logs tell the truth ......I don't accuse but i know what you mean......LOL everyone always quick to call a good player a cheater....
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@ VanQuisher and ASLYE702

This thread is not meant as a serious discussion thread :mrgreen:
We invent here silly rules for playing. This is a joke thread
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Only be serious when your mod of choice (= papercoffee) tells you so. :wink:
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editor Dave wrote:Only be serious when your mod of choice (= papercoffee) tells you so. :wink:
Rule #1001: Being silly is serious business ... let experts only do the job.
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papercoffee wrote:@ VanQuisher and ASLYE702

This thread is not meant as a serious discussion thread :mrgreen:
We invent here silly rules for playing. This is a joke thread


Lovely,in all seriousness in the non-serious topic forum. i will try to keep a positive head and keep it light and happy :tu:



:noidea :noidea :noidea :noidea :noidea :noidea :tu:

Thanks for the info about his forum topic though .Duly Noted .

EDIT------------------------------------------ by papercoffee

Silly Rule.......If your spawn-protection has worn off it really is not a spawn kill.So I couldn't possibly have spwan-killed you or i would have died !

Am i right ? seriously grow up noob !
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