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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Metalfist » Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:04 am

Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:30 am

Rule #666: Never play MonsterHunt with a health regenerator called 'otium' because it increases the monsters health too, as well as heals them...

...unless you're into that sorta thing.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by VatcilliZeitchef » Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:58 am

Rule #666: Rule number 666 can exist multiple times. Also if the map has a Japanese name, forget all you knew about unreal monsters.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by papercoffee » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:00 pm

VatcilliZeitchef wrote:Rule #666: Rule number 666 can exist multiple times.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by KeeperUTX » Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:16 am

Rule #-4: Yes, he said it.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Spectra » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:09 pm

Rule # -412: Whenever in Chat, you find a player like Frustrated of losing the game, then just say to him "Play For Fun" :highfive:

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by UTPe » Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:20 pm

the golden rule of the server where I usually play now: "play and don't brake my balls" :mrgreen:
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by UTDeath » Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:02 pm

UTPe wrote:the golden rule of the server where I usually play now: "play and don't brake my balls" :mrgreen:
What kind of server is that?
Metalfist wrote:Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
I would say "Kill all life on Na Pali", if you don't kill everything on a map, did you really finish that map?

Rule No. 48: It is totally fine to gib any and all corpses you may find. In fact, it is highly encouraged you destroy any carcass in an "in-game sport" kind of way.
You cannot kill what is already dead.

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:13 pm

UTDeath wrote:
Metalfist wrote:wildlife on Na Pali o.O
I would say "Kill all life on Na Pali", if you don't kill everything on a map, did you really finish that map?
Actually this was for any map in any gametype, not just Monsterhunt.

When it's slow defending the base in CTF I kill time by killing any animal in sight.

Rule 42: The monster most likely to kill you is not the one behind you but that fast little freak with the enhanced speed that you can't shoot no matter what.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by papercoffee » Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:36 am

Fixed your quote! :mrgreen:

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:44 pm

papercoffee wrote:Fixed your quote! :mrgreen:
Rule 43: Mods be tripping ballz, yo!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by papercoffee » Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:19 pm

EvilGrins wrote:
papercoffee wrote:Fixed your quote! :mrgreen:
Rule 43: Mods be tripping ballz, yo!
No your Quote was broken ... G- Damn.

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by UTDeath » Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:43 am

Yes, I saw it broken as well.
You cannot kill what is already dead.

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by KeeperUTX » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:27 pm

Metalfist wrote:Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
Manual Addendum inhibited to rule #43317: Better just use an anti-matter fuelled Ultima Protos to blow up the whole damn shindig.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:08 pm

KeeperUTX wrote:
Metalfist wrote:Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
Manual Addendum inhibited to rule #43317: Better just use an anti-matter fuelled Ultima Protos to blow up the whole damn shindig.
Rule #43317: SubSection A: The ultima-protos is only so effective until things are found that can survive a direct blast from it.

Note: There's 5 things I know of that can.
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