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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:04 am
by Metalfist
Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:30 am
by EvilGrins
Rule #666: Never play MonsterHunt with a health regenerator called 'otium' because it increases the monsters health too, as well as heals them...

...unless you're into that sorta thing.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:58 am
by VatcilliZeitchef
Rule #666: Rule number 666 can exist multiple times. Also if the map has a Japanese name, forget all you knew about unreal monsters.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:00 pm
by papercoffee
VatcilliZeitchef wrote:Rule #666: Rule number 666 can exist multiple times.
Image => http://www.ut99.org/search.php?t=4116 <=

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:16 am
by KeeperUTX
Rule #-4: Yes, he said it.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:09 pm
by Spectra
Rule # -412: Whenever in Chat, you find a player like Frustrated of losing the game, then just say to him "Play For Fun" :highfive:

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:20 pm
by UTPe
the golden rule of the server where I usually play now: "play and don't brake my balls" :mrgreen:

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:02 pm
by UTDeath
UTPe wrote:the golden rule of the server where I usually play now: "play and don't brake my balls" :mrgreen:
What kind of server is that?
Metalfist wrote:Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
I would say "Kill all life on Na Pali", if you don't kill everything on a map, did you really finish that map?

Rule No. 48: It is totally fine to gib any and all corpses you may find. In fact, it is highly encouraged you destroy any carcass in an "in-game sport" kind of way.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:13 pm
by EvilGrins
UTDeath wrote:
Metalfist wrote:wildlife on Na Pali o.O
I would say "Kill all life on Na Pali", if you don't kill everything on a map, did you really finish that map?
Actually this was for any map in any gametype, not just Monsterhunt.

When it's slow defending the base in CTF I kill time by killing any animal in sight.

Rule 42: The monster most likely to kill you is not the one behind you but that fast little freak with the enhanced speed that you can't shoot no matter what.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:36 am
by papercoffee
Fixed your quote! :mrgreen:

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:44 pm
by EvilGrins
papercoffee wrote:Fixed your quote! :mrgreen:
Rule 43: Mods be tripping ballz, yo!

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:19 pm
by papercoffee
EvilGrins wrote:
papercoffee wrote:Fixed your quote! :mrgreen:
Rule 43: Mods be tripping ballz, yo!
No your Quote was broken ... G- Damn.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:43 am
by UTDeath
Yes, I saw it broken as well.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:27 pm
by KeeperUTX
Metalfist wrote:Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
Manual Addendum inhibited to rule #43317: Better just use an anti-matter fuelled Ultima Protos to blow up the whole damn shindig.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:08 pm
by EvilGrins
KeeperUTX wrote:
Metalfist wrote:Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
Manual Addendum inhibited to rule #43317: Better just use an anti-matter fuelled Ultima Protos to blow up the whole damn shindig.
Rule #43317: SubSection A: The ultima-protos is only so effective until things are found that can survive a direct blast from it.

Note: There's 5 things I know of that can.