Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:11 pm

Rule Alpha/Omega: Future disputes in nursing homes will be settled by playing matches of ut99 in LAN games.

That's what you all have to look forward to when you're old!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by KeeperUTX » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:02 am

Rule Beta/Gamma: Any and all disputes should be settled via deathmatch in UT99. Applies to people being total jerks to one another and starting World War 3 over pizza or any other consumable product.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:00 pm

the ONE rule: One does not simply land on Na Pali... there is an evil there, that does not sleep.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by KeeperUTX » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:50 pm

*About to lay down another rule when I get confused and the dramatic music cuts*

What do you mean by evil?
And if it's you I'll make sure my Pokemon will eat you for breakfast.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:01 am

Rule X: If you get killed while taking screenshots, you've got nobody to blame but yourself.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:28 am

Rule Dooby Dooby Doo: Because most of Dr. Flay's content is at my.opera.com, it's absolutely necessary that when you read anything that he's typed you do so hearing him as though he were singing Opera.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Chamberly » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:00 pm

Rule #3333: If the body is dead in front of you, go to it and spam on your crouch button.
Rule #3334: Don't train cat to play UT, they will be a harder group in the Monster group. Yet better than Loque.
(Thinking about this... I have 24 cats and if all of them play UT... OMD.)

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Feralidragon » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:03 pm

Chamberly wrote: (Thinking about this... I have 24 cats [...]
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I stopped reading there.... :o

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Chamberly » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:00 am

Feralidragon wrote:
Chamberly wrote: (Thinking about this... I have 24 cats [...]
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I stopped reading there.... :o
Need pics to prove? :loool:

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by KeeperUTX » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:01 am

Chamberly wrote:Rule #3334: Don't train cat to play UT, they will be a harder group in the Monster group. Yet better than Loque.
(Thinking about this... I have 24 cats and if all of them play UT... OMD.)
Rule #Platinum: Training real animals to play UT is prohibited!

I call HAX!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:45 pm

Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by papercoffee » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:46 pm

EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
Where is the other half?

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:28 pm

papercoffee wrote:
EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
Where is the other half?
Did you not read? That was Rule ½.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by papercoffee » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:32 pm

EvilGrins wrote:
papercoffee wrote:
EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
Where is the other half?
Did you not read? That was Rule ½.
And that's why there must be the second half of this rule ... It MUST!!

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:39 pm

papercoffee wrote:
EvilGrins wrote:
papercoffee wrote:
EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
Where is the other half?
Did you not read? That was Rule ½.
And that's why there must be the second half of this rule ... It MUST!!
Must there?
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