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Rule Alpha/Omega: Future disputes in nursing homes will be settled by playing matches of ut99 in LAN games.

That's what you all have to look forward to when you're old!

Rule Beta/Gamma: Any and all disputes should be settled via deathmatch in UT99. Applies to people being total jerks to one another and starting World War 3 over pizza or any other consumable product.

the ONE rule: One does not simply land on Na Pali... there is an evil there, that does not sleep.

*About to lay down another rule when I get confused and the dramatic music cuts*

What do you mean by evil?
And if it's you I'll make sure my Pokemon will eat you for breakfast.

Rule X: If you get killed while taking screenshots, you've got nobody to blame but yourself.

Rule Dooby Dooby Doo: Because most of Dr. Flay's content is at my.opera.com, it's absolutely necessary that when you read anything that he's typed you do so hearing him as though he were singing Opera.
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Rule #3333: If the body is dead in front of you, go to it and spam on your crouch button.
Rule #3334: Don't train cat to play UT, they will be a harder group in the Monster group. Yet better than Loque.
(Thinking about this... I have 24 cats and if all of them play UT... OMD.)

Chamberly wrote: (Thinking about this... I have 24 cats [...]

I stopped reading there....

Feralidragon wrote:

Chamberly wrote: (Thinking about this... I have 24 cats [...]

I stopped reading there....

Need pics to prove?

Chamberly wrote:Rule #3334: Don't train cat to play UT, they will be a harder group in the Monster group. Yet better than Loque.
(Thinking about this... I have 24 cats and if all of them play UT... OMD.)

Rule #Platinum: Training real animals to play UT is prohibited!

I call HAX!
*STAMP*

Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to

EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to

Where is the other half?

papercoffee wrote:

EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to

Where is the other half?

Did you not read? That was Rule ½.

EvilGrins wrote:

papercoffee wrote:

EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to

Where is the other half?

Did you not read? That was Rule ½.

And that's why there must be the second half of this rule ... It MUST!!

papercoffee wrote:

EvilGrins wrote:

papercoffee wrote:

EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to

Where is the other half?

Did you not read? That was Rule ½.

And that's why there must be the second half of this rule ... It MUST!!

Must there?