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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Wises » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:53 am

:arrow: There's a reason why Epic allows the use of Aliases... Deal with it.

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:17 am

Rule #359: Grabbing a Skaarj by its tail is challenging... and probably the last thing you'll ever do in life.

They really hate that!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Chamberly » Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:48 am

EvilGrins wrote:Rule #359: Grabbing a Skaarj by its tail is challenging... and probably the last thing you'll ever do in life.

They really hate that!
Try doing that in Super Mario 64... SWINGGG and THROW! :loool:

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Sat Jan 18, 2014 3:37 am

Chamberly wrote:Try doing that in Super Mario 64... SWINGGG and THROW! :loool:
There's Skaarj in Super Mario?!?
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by KeeperUTX » Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:19 am

Sure. Probably. Maybe. I think. Not sure... No.

Rule #Gold: Hacking Chuck Norris into UT is highly prohibited. Anyone who does that has two choices:
-Either line up in front of my sniper rifle / I.R.P.R.
-Cluster in front of Feralidragon so he can melt you all with another of his explosive thingamabobs.
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The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by cutieroo4 » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:29 pm

Rule 360: Don't join halfway through a game and then complain that the winner was lucky.
Is it time for waffles?

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Sat May 10, 2014 9:16 pm

Rule Numero Uno-ish:The prescribed manner in which to tell if you are on a server with real players or fake players is to walk up to one and politely inquire, "Pardon me, but are you an actual person or a cleverly diguised bot?"

There exists no programming anywhere that if it's a bot it will politely answer your question.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:25 pm

Rule #666: When designing custom monsters for servers and/or offline play, never be afraid to design something scary unbeatable in health & attacks. For your own personal desire to fight a true challenge, or for people on MH servers who will require teamwork to actually beat the thing.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:05 am

Rule Omega: If you can find a female Nali anywhere in the game (not a painting/statue of one) no matter what your score is you automatically win.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Chamberly » Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:24 am

lol
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by EvilGrins » Sat Jan 17, 2015 5:30 am

Rule 187: Should you ever get into a rage filled argument with anyone in any UT forum, there is only 1 way to settle it.

Find a neutral server and battle to the death!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by FXANBSS » Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:33 pm

Rule ???: If you're N00B, kill the better players with the ripper if you want. (seriously, that weapon is annoying but is the best to kill them quickly) :P

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Torax » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:45 pm

Rule of the All Times: beware of this bot, he can headshot you with the translocator even from other server
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by Hellkeeper » Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:10 pm

Can't agree more with Torax. Loque is the bane of my existence everytime I think "Ah, a nice UT99 botmatch to relax before going to bed".
it's never nice nor relaxing when he spawns in the botlist.
You must construct additional pylons.

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Post by FraGnBraG » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:36 am

I can OWN LOQUE in OMC-UP4EVER (Normal weapons and Adept setting)... I just camp the belt and the shockrifle - he is a bot, and can NOT flush me out. Against a decent DM player/sniper I can't camp the belt so i'm forced to flee/fight. I find humans are far more creative with combos and tactics than any BOT could be :/

Loque DUEL Rule #666 - power up, shock, rockets, sniper, camp the high ground (or a staircase), and hope the mapper sucked at bot-pathing!!!

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