Babelfish Translation Fun

[Creavion]

First of all, nothing against you Dare. One of your posts was so interesting after a translation of Babelfish.

Original quote

Yeah, lag is a big problem for me on every server, even the fastest ones. But i suppose that is why it is a 'Single Player Mod'.

English to german

Yeah ist Sträfling ein grosses Problem für mich auf jedem Bediener, sogar die schnellsten. Aber ich nehme an, der ist, warum es ein ' einzelner Spieler-Umb. ' ist.

That crap back to english

Yeah is a convict a large problem for me on each operator, even the fastest. But I accept, who am, why it a ' individual player Umb. ' am

Again German

Ist Yeah überführen ein großes Problem für mich auf jedem Operator, sogar das schnellste. Aber ich nehme an, der morgens, warum es ein ' einzelner Spieler Umb. ' morgens

Final product

Is Yeah transfer a large problem for me even the fastest on each operator. But I assume, that in the morning, why it a ' individual player Umb. ' in the morning

[Shade]

Hahaha, stupid translator!
very funny...

[Creavion]

Hahaha, stupid translator!
very funny...

You are invited to take part at this "translation game". ^^

[Shade]

First of all, nothing against you Dare. One of your posts was so interesting after a translation of Babelfish.

Zuallererst Traut Sich nichts gegen Sie. Einer Ihrer Posten war nach einer Übersetzung von Babelfish so interessant.

First of all Familiar to Itself nothing against you.

Zuallererst Vertraut zu Sich selbst nichts gegen Sie.

First of all Trusting to Itself nothing against you.

Zuerst des ganzen Vertrauens zu Sich selbst nichts gegen Sie.

First of the whole trust to Itself nothing against you.

New record?
Try to beat it!

[Creavion]

First of all, nothing against you Dare. One of your posts was so interesting after a translation of Babelfish.

Zuallererst Traut Sich nichts gegen Sie. Einer Ihrer Posten war nach einer Übersetzung von Babelfish so interessant.

First of all Familiar to Itself nothing against you.

Zuallererst Vertraut zu Sich selbst nichts gegen Sie.

First of all Trusting to Itself nothing against you.

Zuerst des ganzen Vertrauens zu Sich selbst nichts gegen Sie.

First of the whole trust to Itself nothing against you.

New record?
Try to beat it!

ROFL, unbelievable, but you are not very creative with the choice of the quote^^

[Shade]

Yes i know. ... Ive realized it to late.

[Shade]

Ok it's Soccer in America or Football in England, you kick a ball into the other teams goal to get points. It's addictive and easy to get used to.

Ok es ist Fußball in Amerika oder Fußball in England, kicken Sie einen Ball in die andere Mannschaft-Absicht, Punkte zu bekommen. Das ist suchterzeugend und leicht, sich daran zu gewöhnen.

OK it is a football in America or football in England, you kick a ball in the other team's intention to get points. This is addiction-generating and light to get used to it.

..., Sie kicken einen Ball in der Absicht der anderen Mannschaft, Punkte zu bekommen. Das ist Hingabe-Erzeugen und Licht, um sich daran zu gewöhnen.

... you kick a ball in the intention of the other team to get points. This is Devotion generate and light to get used to it.

..., Sie kicken einen Ball in der Absicht der anderen Mannschaft, Punkte zu bekommen. Das ist Hingabe erzeugt und Licht, um sich daran zu gewöhnen.

..., you kick a ball in the intention of the other team to get points. This is generated devotion and light to get used to it.

Hm okay... i dont have that luck with choosing good sentences.

[Creavion]

Hm okay... i dont have that luck with choosing good sentences.

Yes

[Feralidragon]

Let me try one, this one from Shade

I like this mod... would be funny to play with it in a very big map with 150% speed and low gravity!

Ich mag diesen Umb.... würde sein lustig, mit ihm in einem sehr grossen Diagramm mit der 150% Geschwindigkeit und niedriger Schwerkraft zu spielen!

I may this Umb.... will its merrily play with it in a very large diagram with the 150% speed and the low force of gravity!

Ich kann dieses Umb.... werde sein fröhlich Spiel mit ihm in einem sehr großen Diagramm mit der 150% Geschwindigkeit und der niedrigen Kraft von Schwerkraft!

I know this Umb.... become its merrily play with him in a very large diagram with the 150% speed and the low strength of the force of gravity!

Good one?

[Dare]

Lol that last one actualy makes sence though.

[Mephistocles]

Hey this is fun!

[VRN|C-18]

a VRN-Insider joke: Laserman: "Ur mom is fun"

[-Feint-]

LOL still doesn't beat my attempt at translating my About Me over at VRN

UN|Maz:Damn that was some "Crooked STH"

If you wanna read it, pop on over there. I aint reliving that crud

[GenMoKai]

Do i like bananas? Yeah i really do, but do i really do like bananas? Yeah im pretty sure i really do like bananas

Tun ich mögen Bananen? Yeah ich wirklich, aber tue ich tue wirklich wie Bananen? Yeah im recht sicher mag ich wirklich Bananen

Do do I like bananas? Yeah I really, but do I do really like bananas? Yeah in quite surely I like really bananas

Tun mich mögen Bananen? Yeah ich wirklich, aber tue ich wirklich wie Bananen? Yeah in ziemlich sicher mag mir wirklich Bananen

Like do bananas do me? Really, but I do Yeah I really like bananas? Yeah in rather surely likes me really bananas

Wie tun Bananen mich? Wirklich aber ich Yeah tue ich mag wirklich Bananen? Yeah in mag mich eher sicher wirklich Bananen

How do bananas do me? Really however I Yeah do I like really bananas? Yeah in likes me rather surely really bananas

Wie tun Bananen mich? Wirklich jedoch tue ich Yeah ich mag wirklich Bananen? Yeah in den Gleichen ich eher sicher wirklich Bananen

How do bananas do me? Really however I do Yeah I like really to bananas? Yeah into resembling I rather surely really bananas

[Pikawil]

Hmm, let's try another language, shall we?

The cheese is really delicious. I like it so much it makes me puke on the best character in the show.

And after translating to Japanese and back to English:

Cheese is really good. I love to know it puke to find the best characters.