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Ways to make your computer run FASTER!

Post by EvilGrins » Mon May 09, 2016 7:43 pm

Originally saw a similar thread on Hermskii's forum, which was fun so why not start one here?

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Fasten wheels to the bottom of your computer and then shove it downhill.
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Re: Ways to make your computer run FASTER!

Post by Gustavo6046 » Mon May 09, 2016 10:28 pm

Strap a rhino-like rocket engine (borrowed from KSC) and let it go!

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Post by papercoffee » Tue May 10, 2016 10:36 am

Throw it out of the window if you are high enough can the PC gain over 200 kmh.

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Post by LannFyre » Tue May 10, 2016 3:15 pm

Uh, maybe you should try buying it better sneakers some time. Duh.
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Post by EvilGrins » Tue May 10, 2016 8:52 pm

Fire your computer out of a cannon.
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Re: Ways to make your computer run FASTER!

Post by rjmno1 » Tue May 10, 2016 10:50 pm

get the intel 10ghz processor with 4000 cores on the new motherboard.
Put a 10 tb harddisk ssd.sata 7000
put a hyperspace videocard from nvidia with 4 tb memmory..
And last but not least add a 5000 mb internet connection.from your local isp.
And ofcaurse with a wifii 2000 mb fast wireless connection.
With windows 4000 as the latest windows version.
It all runs all on a harddrive wich is 4 petabyte big. :loool:
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Post by Carbon » Wed May 11, 2016 9:38 am

My computer can't run. At all. Not even slowly.

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Post by heliumcat » Wed May 11, 2016 11:24 am

Don't use IE. :mrgreen:

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Post by EvilGrins » Wed May 11, 2016 6:21 pm

Carbon wrote:My computer can't run. At all. Not even slowly.
Graft legs onto Carbon's computer, then load them with steroids.
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Post by Chamberly » Thu May 12, 2016 2:05 am

Add mechanical legs and get up to date latest hardware and make the software to recognize the mechanical legs and make it run.

Over clock it to make it run faster.
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Post by rjmno1 » Thu May 12, 2016 4:18 pm

compile some feet and legs maby you computer can walk.

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Re: Ways to make your computer run FASTER!

Post by Red_Fist » Thu May 12, 2016 10:20 pm

Get a power supply for 24 volts and 10 volts not that wimpy 12v and 5volt stuff, run twice as fast !!! :twisted:
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Post by EvilGrins » Mon May 16, 2016 10:04 pm

Throw your computer into the trunk of your car, get in the driver's seat, and FLOOR IT!
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Re: Ways to make your computer run FASTER!

Post by Swank » Mon May 16, 2016 11:39 pm

I genuinely thought this would be a useful thread, you let me down this time Evil!
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