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Ways to make your computer run FASTER!

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Originally saw a similar thread on Hermskii's forum, which was fun so why not start one here?

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Fasten wheels to the bottom of your computer and then shove it downhill.
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Strap a rhino-like rocket engine (borrowed from KSC) and let it go!
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Throw it out of the window if you are high enough can the PC gain over 200 kmh.
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Uh, maybe you should try buying it better sneakers some time. Duh.
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Fire your computer out of a cannon.
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get the intel 10ghz processor with 4000 cores on the new motherboard.
Put a 10 tb harddisk ssd.sata 7000
put a hyperspace videocard from nvidia with 4 tb memmory..
And last but not least add a 5000 mb internet connection.from your local isp.
And ofcaurse with a wifii 2000 mb fast wireless connection.
With windows 4000 as the latest windows version.
It all runs all on a harddrive wich is 4 petabyte big. :loool:
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My computer can't run. At all. Not even slowly.
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Don't use IE. :mrgreen:
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Carbon wrote:My computer can't run. At all. Not even slowly.
Graft legs onto Carbon's computer, then load them with steroids.
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Add mechanical legs and get up to date latest hardware and make the software to recognize the mechanical legs and make it run.

Over clock it to make it run faster.
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compile some feet and legs maby you computer can walk.

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Get a power supply for 24 volts and 10 volts not that wimpy 12v and 5volt stuff, run twice as fast !!! :twisted:
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Throw your computer into the trunk of your car, get in the driver's seat, and FLOOR IT!
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I genuinely thought this would be a useful thread, you let me down this time Evil!
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