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Re: Ways to make your computer run FASTER!

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Swank wrote:I genuinely thought this would be a useful thread, you let me down this time Evil!
I'm sorry... did you not want your computer to run faster?

If you think throwing your computer off a cliff to make it fall faster is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!
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Drop your computer out of an airplane.
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Hey, it will move a lot faster than it normally does... until it hits the ground!
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Or do like these guys test, 24 SSD in raid-setup hehe

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For those that want to strap some legs in their PC's (Personal Computer for you): Why normal legs when you can strap in some few ones from some reptilian race? :P
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Re: Ways to make your computer run FASTER!

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Step 1) Go to donations store
Step 2) Buy a clock (Grandfather works)
Step 3) Put on top of computer.

A bit heavy, but you've overclocked your PC.
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LannFyre wrote:Step 1) Go to donations store
Step 2) Buy a clock (Grandfather works)
Step 3) Put on top of computer.

A bit heavy, but you've overclocked your PC.
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And if you put a mantle, a jacket and a coat on your computer...

Did you have overcloaked your PC.
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