HOUSE RULES!?!

[EvilGrins]

Okay...
- No firing redeemers inside the house.
- You cannot keep a Nali inside the house as an emotional support animal.
- Xan frequently locks himself in the bathroom... if you hear squeaky noises, leave the house.
- Make sure there are no blobs in the chimney before lighting up the fireplace.

[Loose Cannon]

Luthienne never puts the toilet seat back up and Loque drinks right out of the milk carton!

[EvilGrins]

- If you've been outside stomping on NaliRabits, clean your shoes before entering the house.

[Spectra]

- Never propose a Skaarj, because they like to be single.

[papercoffee]

- Don't try to clean the toilet with the Impact-Hammer and neither with the Bio-Rifle.

[EvilGrins]

- For every meal a place must be set for Shade.

[EvilGrins]

- If you should happen to see Shade dancing around the house in lingerie, you are required to put your eyes out.

[EvilGrins]

- Anyone who brings a Nali to the House as an overnight guest must bathe it in the morning.

[EvilGrins]

- No setting other members of the house on fire.

That's considered, by some, to be rude.

[Hellkeeper]

Loque drinks right out of the milk carton!

remember that playing darts against Loque is a futile enterprise.

[Metalfist]

- No Nali Cows inside the house! We have a stable for them.

[Gustavo6046]

- No Nali Cows inside the house! We have a stable for them.

- Don't play with compact disks on the floor. Our Skaarj Cats might find them tasty fun, and assume any game in the CD library is important and can't be lost.

[EvilGrins]

- Always be wary of termites.

[EvilGrins]

- There will be absolutely no swearing in the house, unless you stub your toe.

[Gustavo6046]

- I live in an apartment