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HOUSE RULES!?!

Post by EvilGrins » Thu Feb 28, 2019 6:35 am

Okay...
- No firing redeemers inside the house.
- You cannot keep a Nali inside the house as an emotional support animal.
- Xan frequently locks himself in the bathroom... if you hear squeaky noises, leave the house.
- Make sure there are no blobs in the chimney before lighting up the fireplace.
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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Post by Loose Cannon » Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:03 pm

Luthienne never puts the toilet seat back up and Loque drinks right out of the milk carton!

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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Post by EvilGrins » Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:44 am

- If you've been outside stomping on NaliRabits, clean your shoes before entering the house.
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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Post by Spectra » Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:59 am

- Never propose a Skaarj, because they like to be single.

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Post by papercoffee » Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:09 pm

- Don't try to clean the toilet with the Impact-Hammer and neither with the Bio-Rifle.

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Post by EvilGrins » Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:31 am

- For every meal a place must be set for Shade.
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Post by EvilGrins » Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:54 pm

- If you should happen to see Shade dancing around the house in lingerie, you are required to put your eyes out.
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Post by EvilGrins » Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:58 am

- Anyone who brings a Nali to the House as an overnight guest must bathe it in the morning.
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Post by EvilGrins » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:03 am

- No setting other members of the house on fire.

That's considered, by some, to be rude.
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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Post by Hellkeeper » Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:39 pm

Loose Cannon wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:03 pm
Loque drinks right out of the milk carton!
remember that playing darts against Loque is a futile enterprise.
You must construct additional pylons.

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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Post by Metalfist » Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm

- No Nali Cows inside the house! We have a stable for them.
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Post by Gustavo6046 » Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:42 am

Metalfist wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm
- No Nali Cows inside the house! We have a stable for them.
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- Don't play with compact disks on the floor. Our Skaarj Cats might find them tasty fun, and assume any game in the CD library is important and can't be lost.

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Post by EvilGrins » Fri Feb 21, 2020 3:27 am

- Always be wary of termites.
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Post by EvilGrins » Tue May 19, 2020 7:39 pm

- There will be absolutely no swearing in the house, unless you stub your toe.
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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Post by Gustavo6046 » Fri May 22, 2020 8:57 pm

- I live in an apartment

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