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Okay...
- No firing redeemers inside the house.
- You cannot keep a Nali inside the house as an emotional support animal.
- Xan frequently locks himself in the bathroom... if you hear squeaky noises, leave the house.
- Make sure there are no blobs in the chimney before lighting up the fireplace.

Luthienne never puts the toilet seat back up and Loque drinks right out of the milk carton!

- If you've been outside stomping on NaliRabits, clean your shoes before entering the house.

- Never propose a Skaarj, because they like to be single.

- Don't try to clean the toilet with the Impact-Hammer and neither with the Bio-Rifle.

- For every meal a place must be set for Shade.

- If you should happen to see Shade dancing around the house in lingerie, you are required to put your eyes out.

- Anyone who brings a Nali to the House as an overnight guest must bathe it in the morning.

- No setting other members of the house on fire.

That's considered, by some, to be rude.

Loose Cannon wrote: ↑Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:03 pm Loque drinks right out of the milk carton!

remember that playing darts against Loque is a futile enterprise.

- No Nali Cows inside the house! We have a stable for them.

Metalfist wrote: ↑Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm - No Nali Cows inside the house! We have a stable for them.

- Don't play with compact disks on the floor. Our Skaarj Cats might find them tasty fun, and assume any game in the CD library is important and can't be lost.

- Always be wary of termites.

- There will be absolutely no swearing in the house, unless you stub your toe.

- I live in an apartment