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HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 6:35 am
by EvilGrins
Okay...
- No firing redeemers inside the house.
- You cannot keep a Nali inside the house as an emotional support animal.
- Xan frequently locks himself in the bathroom... if you hear squeaky noises, leave the house.
- Make sure there are no blobs in the chimney before lighting up the fireplace.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:03 pm
by Loose Cannon
Luthienne never puts the toilet seat back up and Loque drinks right out of the milk carton!

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:44 am
by EvilGrins
- If you've been outside stomping on NaliRabits, clean your shoes before entering the house.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:59 am
by Spectra
- Never propose a Skaarj, because they like to be single.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:09 pm
by papercoffee
- Don't try to clean the toilet with the Impact-Hammer and neither with the Bio-Rifle.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:31 am
by EvilGrins
- For every meal a place must be set for Shade.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:54 pm
by EvilGrins
- If you should happen to see Shade dancing around the house in lingerie, you are required to put your eyes out.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:58 am
by EvilGrins
- Anyone who brings a Nali to the House as an overnight guest must bathe it in the morning.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:03 am
by EvilGrins
- No setting other members of the house on fire.

That's considered, by some, to be rude.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:39 pm
by Hellkeeper
Loose Cannon wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:03 pm
Loque drinks right out of the milk carton!
remember that playing darts against Loque is a futile enterprise.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm
by Metalfist
- No Nali Cows inside the house! We have a stable for them.

Re: HOUSE RULES!?!

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:42 am
by Gustavo6046
Metalfist wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm
- No Nali Cows inside the house! We have a stable for them.
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- Don't play with compact disks on the floor. Our Skaarj Cats might find them tasty fun, and assume any game in the CD library is important and can't be lost.