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Unreal Facts!

Post by EvilGrins » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:53 pm

#1: Skaarj do not taste like chicken.

#2: The lower 2 arms of Nali are not as long as the upper 2, if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.

#3: Birds on Na Pali are like pigeons from Earth but with better aim. They drop invisible poop on campers all the time.

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Post by sektor2111 » Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:27 pm

Did anyone see a Rifle running around ?
I'm asking you because I did not see one...

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Post by EvilGrins » Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:48 pm

#4.5: Rifles do not have legs.
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Post by TexasGtar » Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:04 am

If someone around you falls in real life you instinctively yell, "Man Down!" It's an Unreal Fact.

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Post by EvilGrins » Thu May 28, 2020 3:01 pm

t's well known i post a lot of my more interesting threads to multiple forums. This one is no different, but of the lot of them only 1 forum truly took to the thread.

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Post by rjmno1 » Fri May 29, 2020 1:09 pm

Dont blow yourself up with the rocket launcher :redeemer2:
Also not with the redeemer.
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Post by EvilGrins » Tue Jun 16, 2020 5:07 pm

#5: The deadliest of all creatures has never been named. When the Tournament achieved 2004 level was when it was 1st discovered.

It is invisible, it is deadly, and it's method of attack is unknown. Randomly it lashes out and gives players aneurysms.
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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by TexasGtar » Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:30 am

Loque (not his real name) had a little sister who was a tour guide for Universal Studios back in the 1980's. On Saturdays she would bring her cello and play the Jaws theme right before it attacked the tour bus. Good times!

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