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Unreal Facts!

Post by EvilGrins » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:53 pm

#1: Skaarj do not taste like chicken.

#2: The lower 2 arms of Nali are not as long as the upper 2, if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.

#3: Birds on Na Pali are like pigeons from Earth but with better aim. They drop invisible poop on campers all the time.

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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by sektor2111 » Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:27 pm

Did anyone see a Rifle running around ?
I'm asking you because I did not see one...

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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by EvilGrins » Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:48 pm

#4.5: Rifles do not have legs.
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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by TexasGtar » Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:04 am

If someone around you falls in real life you instinctively yell, "Man Down!" It's an Unreal Fact.

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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by EvilGrins » Thu May 28, 2020 3:01 pm

t's well known i post a lot of my more interesting threads to multiple forums. This one is no different, but of the lot of them only 1 forum truly took to the thread.

Take a look at these · https://www.oldunreal.com/cgi-bin/yabb2 ... 1586461860
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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by rjmno1 » Fri May 29, 2020 1:09 pm

Dont blow yourself up with the rocket launcher :redeemer2:
Also not with the redeemer.

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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by EvilGrins » Tue Jun 16, 2020 5:07 pm

#5: The deadliest of all creatures has never been named. When the Tournament achieved 2004 level was when it was 1st discovered.

It is invisible, it is deadly, and it's method of attack is unknown. Randomly it lashes out and gives players aneurysms.
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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by TexasGtar » Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:30 am

Loque (not his real name) had a little sister who was a tour guide for Universal Studios back in the 1980's. On Saturdays she would bring her cello and play the Jaws theme right before it attacked the tour bus. Good times!

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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by EvilGrins » Tue Nov 02, 2021 12:18 am

Never try to shake a Nali's hand... because there's a cultural norm about how to do it that The Nali will never explain and are deeply offended if you don't get it right.
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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by esnesi » Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:33 pm

fact: Unreal isn't UT.
Merely part of.

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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by EvilGrins » Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:24 pm

esnesi wrote:
Tue Nov 02, 2021 5:33 pm
fact: Unreal isn't UT.
Merely part of.
Well, I mean... technically the "u" in "UT" literally is for "Unreal".
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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by rjmno1 » Tue Nov 02, 2021 10:51 pm

red wins always the match!.Or not? :noidea

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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by BadCorps » Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:58 pm

The shock rifle fires plasma, not electricity.
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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by Feralidragon » Wed Nov 03, 2021 6:59 pm

BadCorps wrote:
Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:58 pm
The shock rifle fires plasma, not electricity.
One could even say that's a shocking Unreal fact...

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Re: Unreal Facts!

Post by SteadZ » Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:00 pm

Feralidragon wrote:
Wed Nov 03, 2021 6:59 pm
BadCorps wrote:
Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:58 pm
The shock rifle fires plasma, not electricity.
One could even say that's a shocking Unreal fact...
Now that's what you call a shocking pun
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