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HOOP!
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Did you hear that? It sounded like a *hooh* ...
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Let me try something different...

UNREAL TOURNAMENT 3 RULES!
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Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
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lol.
yeah indeed, and what makes the tournament ''unreal'', when it has 3 rules?
papercoffee wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:02 pm Did you hear that? It sounded like a *hooh* ...
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papercoffee wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#1: Xan 0wnz j00!
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
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Neon_Knight wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm
papercoffee wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#1: Xan 0wnz j00!
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
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The crown doesn't stay put!

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*dust here* * dust there* . good thing I have this guys posted above to clean it up. :mrgreen:

They arent getting paid as well. thats good!
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EvilGrins wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:22 pm
Neon_Knight wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm
papercoffee wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#1: Xan 0wnz j00!
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
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Xan called to the office this morning, said he detected an impostor.
He's now in talks with Holovision, Liandri and the N.E.G. in order to decide what your punishment shall be.
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Neon_Knight wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:36 am
EvilGrins wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:22 pm
Neon_Knight wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm
papercoffee wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#1: Xan 0wnz j00!
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
I am Xan.
Xan called to the office this morning, said he detected an impostor.
He's now in talks with Holovision, Liandri and the N.E.G. in order to decide what your punishment shall be.
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EvilGrins wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:07 am
Neon_Knight wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:36 am
EvilGrins wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:22 pm
Neon_Knight wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm
papercoffee wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#1: Xan 0wnz j00!
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
I am Xan.
Xan called to the office this morning, said he detected an impostor.
He's now in talks with Holovision, Liandri and the N.E.G. in order to decide what your punishment shall be.
That faker is going to great lengths to prove he's me, but I'm me!
"The Liandri Mining Corporation released a statement today regarding the impostor Xan. The Liandri Rules Board agreed to hold up a match taking place at Xan's spaceship, the Hyperblast, set to 15 frags, taking place at Unreal Tournament day, this November 30th, with no rematch at all. The winner takes up the Xan Kriegor name and mantle, while the loser will be used as fuel for the spaceship. Good luck to both participants, they're going to need it."

So said today's news. You have nearly two and a half months to get ready, so move your derrière!
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Neon_Knight wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:05 pm
EvilGrins wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:07 am
Neon_Knight wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:36 am
EvilGrins wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:22 pm
Neon_Knight wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm
papercoffee wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#1: Xan 0wnz j00!
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
I am Xan.
Xan called to the office this morning, said he detected an impostor.
He's now in talks with Holovision, Liandri and the N.E.G. in order to decide what your punishment shall be.
That faker is going to great lengths to prove he's me, but I'm me!
"The Liandri Mining Corporation released a statement today regarding the impostor Xan. The Liandri Rules Board agreed to hold up a match taking place at Xan's spaceship, the Hyperblast, set to 15 frags, taking place at Unreal Tournament day, this November 30th, with no rematch at all. The winner takes up the Xan Kriegor name and mantle, while the loser will be used as fuel for the spaceship. Good luck to both participants, they're going to need it."

So said today's news. You have nearly two and a half months to get ready, so move your derrière!
"The Liandri Mining Corporation released a statement today regarding the impostor Liandri Mining Corporation which has been making false statements on behalf of our company. Let it be known that they will be sued to the fullest extent of the law, all those associated will be forced into sexual slavery to the Skaarj as part of their incarceration."

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i took all the healthvials, medkits and all powerups from everywhere..... now bow down!!!!

* dodges your attack*

Now eat this shockcombo! BOOM!
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Dodge this...
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Terraniux wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 9:10 pm* dodges your attack*
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