Victory does not enable any more than embezzlement; being imbued, instead, in the most virtual brethrens of happiness: the joy of abstract completions. Those that, under any circumstance, will cause little, if any, true effect, and have only emotional advantage – that which can fuel the brain for a bit longer than a few minutes.
Yet, here am I, at this very moment; writing this very string of characters – and you are reading it. Which proves we both seek virtual joy, and try to make useless and ineffective fun out of our own strings of characters.
But the objective only expands further; every time someone else submits a post, another one must be made, in order to counterattack it. And that is what causes the beauty, and exemplar greatness, of this thread: it drives the population to do otherwise useless acts. It makes life and relic out of effectivenessless. It creates, from the voidest goals, the thrillingmost joy, and nearly reaches the best state not even humanity has fully gotten to yet: peaceful teamwork.
Resuming for mere mortals, this thread is an example to our world. It binds peace and competitiveness in the most harmonious yet useless way. I admire it.
In an unrelated note,
Fatboy proved us that killing is the cause of overweight. If only there weren't so many rampant criminals and serial killers in the US, maybe there would be less need for Discovery Home & Health?