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JOKE #1
A man goes in the heavens, and ask God a few questions.
"Why did you make women so pretty?"
"So you would like them."
"Mmmh, ok... And then, why did you make them so beautiful?"
"So you would love them."
"Well, but why did you make them so stupid?"
"So they would love you."
JOKE #2
A beachboy is guarding the sea. He gets hungry and starts to eating a very big sandwich: salad, meat, ketchup, tomatoes, etc.
A little black boy, all thin and underfed, goes to him and says: "Sorry, sir... I don't eat since the other yesterday..."
The beachboy thinks a moment, then answer: "Great, you can go in the sea no problem!"
A man goes in the heavens, and ask God a few questions.
"Why did you make women so pretty?"
"So you would like them."
"Mmmh, ok... And then, why did you make them so beautiful?"
"So you would love them."
"Well, but why did you make them so stupid?"
"So they would love you."
JOKE #2
A beachboy is guarding the sea. He gets hungry and starts to eating a very big sandwich: salad, meat, ketchup, tomatoes, etc.
A little black boy, all thin and underfed, goes to him and says: "Sorry, sir... I don't eat since the other yesterday..."
The beachboy thinks a moment, then answer: "Great, you can go in the sea no problem!"
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I know this feeling ....hahahahaVankuss wrote:He gets angry and starts to eating a very big sandwich
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ROFL, editedpapercoffee wrote:I know this feeling ....hahahahaVankuss wrote:He gets angry and starts to eating a very big sandwich
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Of course UT is included as well! BTW: Not sure if funny ...
Of course UT is included as well! BTW: Not sure if funny ...
Have you ever been that angry that you started to eat a big sandwich?Vankuss wrote:ROFL, editedpapercoffee wrote:I know this feeling ....hahahahaVankuss wrote:He gets angry and starts to eating a very big sandwich
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True, but still very interestingCreavion wrote:Of course UT is included as well! BTW: Not sure if funny ...
EAT THOSE FRIGGIN BANANAS !!!!!
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You didn't??Creavion wrote:Have you ever been that angry that you started to eat a big sandwich?Vankuss wrote:ROFL, editedpapercoffee wrote:I know this feeling ....hahahahaVankuss wrote:He gets angry and starts to eating a very big sandwich
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Oh yeah, it seems chewing something can calm you down a bit, good alternative to "break the f***in keyboard" techniquepapercoffee wrote:You didn't??Creavion wrote: Have you ever been that angry that you started to eat a big sandwich?
anyway, whenever my litl brother anoys me, I always go to the fridge and eat a sandwich or 2. Helps.
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Now this is unreal...
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I actually liked him when the series started... but not much after that.
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For those of you who know it...
I couldn't stop laughing
I couldn't stop laughing
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rofl... good find
EAT THOSE FRIGGIN BANANAS !!!!!
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Definitely fun...
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...though not "funny ha ha" fun.
I looked around for a general youtube thread, thought we had one, but couldn't find it.
[youtube]Bd3__hgQQJ4[/youtube]
...though not "funny ha ha" fun.
I looked around for a general youtube thread, thought we had one, but couldn't find it.
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