Unreal Facts!

[EvilGrins]

#1: Skaarj do not taste like chicken.

#2: The lower 2 arms of Nali are not as long as the upper 2, if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.

#3: Birds on Na Pali are like pigeons from Earth but with better aim. They drop invisible poop on campers all the time.

Got any Unreal Facts to add to this?

[sektor2111]

Did anyone see a Rifle running around ?
I'm asking you because I did not see one...

[EvilGrins]

#4.5: Rifles do not have legs.

[TexasGtar]

If someone around you falls in real life you instinctively yell, "Man Down!" It's an Unreal Fact.

[EvilGrins]

t's well known i post a lot of my more interesting threads to multiple forums. This one is no different, but of the lot of them only 1 forum truly took to the thread.

Take a look at these · https://www.oldunreal.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?t=7635

[rjmno1]

Dont blow yourself up with the rocket launcher
Also not with the redeemer.

[EvilGrins]

#5: The deadliest of all creatures has never been named. When the Tournament achieved 2004 level was when it was 1st discovered.

It is invisible, it is deadly, and it's method of attack is unknown. Randomly it lashes out and gives players aneurysms.

[TexasGtar]

Loque (not his real name) had a little sister who was a tour guide for Universal Studios back in the 1980's. On Saturdays she would bring her cello and play the Jaws theme right before it attacked the tour bus. Good times!

[EvilGrins]

Never try to shake a Nali's hand... because there's a cultural norm about how to do it that The Nali will never explain and are deeply offended if you don't get it right.

[esnesi]

fact: Unreal isn't UT.
Merely part of.

[EvilGrins]

fact: Unreal isn't UT.
Merely part of.

Well, I mean... technically the "u" in "UT" literally is for "Unreal".

*runs away before you can kill me*

[rjmno1]

red wins always the match!.Or not?

[BadCorps]

The shock rifle fires plasma, not electricity.

[Feralidragon]

The shock rifle fires plasma, not electricity.

One could even say that's a shocking Unreal fact...

[SteadZ]

The shock rifle fires plasma, not electricity.

One could even say that's a shocking Unreal fact...

Now that's what you call a shocking pun