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Funny UT posts
Most every forum has a funny posts thread, and this one does too but it hasn't been posted to in years, so I'd like to try and start a new one.
Specifically, post anything funny here that is Unreal or Unreal Tournament related. Has to be about the game or the characters therein. Can be pics or videos or something.
Just keep the funny in mind!
Specifically, post anything funny here that is Unreal or Unreal Tournament related. Has to be about the game or the characters therein. Can be pics or videos or something.
Just keep the funny in mind!
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ProTip 1: anybody using the phrase "I'm a True Fan and You're Not!" is an obnoxious, self-centered, egotistical, elitist, narcissist douchebag.
ProTip 2: anybody who uses the "Royal We" when making a demand wants to pass their own opinion as everyone else's.
ProTip 3: Only the people that do nothing but criticize don't make mistakes. Do things. Make mistakes. Learn from them. And screw those who do nothing but throw poison and criticize.
ProTip 4: If the Duke Nukem Forever fiasco wasn't enough of a lesson, perfectionism leads to nothing positive. Don't be afraid of releasing a buggy product. Even the most polished product has its flaws.
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I had something similar happen once...
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EvilGrins wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:29 pmEvery so often, usually when all Hell is breaking loose, things line up in ways they usually don't and something amazing happens. Because this 1 thing was so beyond the norm (minor miracle I wasn't killed being so shocked by it) there was no chance I wanted to miss anyone else seeing it:
Yes, it's a Krall riding on top of a manta... which is riding on top of a fly!
The fly disengaged but still the coolness continued:
Highly unlikely anyone can EVER top that!
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Where's Waldo?
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Google searches can find the wonkiest things!
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This doesn't really qualify, but the spam bot posts that were deleted from the forum just now gave me an idea. The bot text might have been randomly selected, but one mentioned "turnstiles" and the other mentioned "swing doors" (I think).
When I saw these titles I really thought that the threads were going to be UT related, and this is what I had in mind: these objects might make for interesting assets in UT. Imagine it, Sim Park for Unreal Tournament *gazes into the distance, and sweeps one arm forward*, where you set up a series of barricades, doors, pools of water, spinning floors, elevators and such and then unleash a bunch of bots who try to navigate their way through it all, buying ice creams and comically enormous foam hands along the way. Hmm, I'm basically describing Bunny Track for bots. But it'd be funny! If you're into that kind of thing.
When I saw these titles I really thought that the threads were going to be UT related, and this is what I had in mind: these objects might make for interesting assets in UT. Imagine it, Sim Park for Unreal Tournament *gazes into the distance, and sweeps one arm forward*, where you set up a series of barricades, doors, pools of water, spinning floors, elevators and such and then unleash a bunch of bots who try to navigate their way through it all, buying ice creams and comically enormous foam hands along the way. Hmm, I'm basically describing Bunny Track for bots. But it'd be funny! If you're into that kind of thing.
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Bit of a stretch, but... Terraniux?
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Well ...
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*kick*
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D'aaaaaw!
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Not subtle...
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