What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

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What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by EvilGrins » Mon May 24, 2021 8:27 pm

The Nali cheat at Ro-Sham-Bo!
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by OjitroC » Mon May 24, 2021 8:39 pm

Too much stuff - too many maps, too many gametypes, too many mods, too many skins, too many mutators, too many models, etc, etc. Too much of everything in fact :P

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by UT Sniper (SJA94) » Mon May 24, 2021 8:50 pm

Too addictive

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Neon_Knight » Tue May 25, 2021 12:18 am

The fact that it tainted the whole franchise and conditioned all posterior Unreal games to either be UT99 clones or face wide rejection for not being UT99 clones.
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Peamole » Tue May 25, 2021 4:22 am

When the bot that I ordered to cover me, was following me around too diligently. After playing MonsterHunt offline for WAAAAAY too long, it got eerie and I got weary... Until... I CRACKED! ...Then turned off my computer and went to sleep.
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Hellkeeper » Tue May 25, 2021 9:56 am

The love story of the main characters is not very compelling.
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by PrinceOfFunky » Wed May 26, 2021 3:32 am

Hellkeeper wrote:
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The love story of the main characters is not very compelling.
You mean the love story between Xan and NaliWarCow?
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by Hellkeeper » Wed May 26, 2021 9:50 am

I mean HABOUDI YOUBEDA
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by papercoffee » Thu May 27, 2021 2:05 am

Hellkeeper wrote:
Wed May 26, 2021 9:50 am
I mean HABOUDI YOUBEDA
Oh yeah that one.
OjitroC wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 8:39 pm
Too much stuff - too many maps, too many gametypes, too many mods, too many skins, too many mutators, too many models, etc, etc. Too much of everything in fact :P
I feel you.
UT Sniper (SJA94) wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 8:50 pm
Too addictive
omg I FEEL YOU!!

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by TexasGtar » Thu May 27, 2021 3:37 am

I guess for me it was the lack of prize money after I won the tournament. I was hoping to get options to buy new tattoos or maybe some fast boots...but Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Sure there were a few sponsorship deals with Liandri but I couldn't really brag about my Liandri hemroid cream ads, now could I? It didn't really pay that much anyway and the bad publicity ruined me chances to play a bit part
in that Ultra Violet movie.
There wasn't even an award show to honor me or anything. So disappointed. Is 1 store too much to ask? You can't upgrade any weapons or armor? Oh, and i never got my trophy in the mail. They did eventually send me the autographed sniper sight from Visse. Boy did I have a crush on her back in the day.
Plus Rambo and the Terminator never called and asked me to go help them on a mission. Not even Chuck Norris. Oh well. :cry:

Oh were we supposed to limit our silly complaint to just 1. Sorry.

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by EvilGrins » Thu May 27, 2021 10:29 am

papercoffee wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 2:05 am
OjitroC wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 8:39 pm
Too much stuff - too many maps, too many gametypes, too many mods, too many skins, too many mutators, too many models, etc, etc. Too much of everything in fact :P
I feel you.
UT Sniper (SJA94) wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 8:50 pm
Too addictive
omg I FEEL YOU!!
paper is giving people cooties!
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by UnrealGGecko » Thu May 27, 2021 11:56 am

Yea I didn't get my own space training arena spaceship after winning the tourney, what gives? Xan can have one but not me?

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by papercoffee » Thu May 27, 2021 7:33 pm

EvilGrins wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 10:29 am
paper is giving people cooties!
:noidea wut?

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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by EvilGrins » Thu May 27, 2021 8:29 pm

papercoffee wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 7:33 pm
EvilGrins wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 10:29 am
paper is giving people cooties!
:noidea wut?
You kept feeling people.
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Re: What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

Post by papercoffee » Thu May 27, 2021 8:58 pm

EvilGrins wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 8:29 pm
You kept feeling people.
:wth: ...dirty mind of yours.

Now back to topic.