Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 10245
- Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:12 pm
- Personal rank: God of Fudge
- Location: Palo Alto, CA
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule Alpha/Omega: Future disputes in nursing homes will be settled by playing matches of ut99 in LAN games.
That's what you all have to look forward to when you're old!
That's what you all have to look forward to when you're old!
· http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
-
- Skilled
- Posts: 152
- Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:47 am
- Personal rank: Eevee will kill you.
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule Beta/Gamma: Any and all disputes should be settled via deathmatch in UT99. Applies to people being total jerks to one another and starting World War 3 over pizza or any other consumable product.
This is Eevee, a ferocious creature that never relents in tracking its meal. It will lead you to ruin, and when it does, it will finish you.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 10245
- Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:12 pm
- Personal rank: God of Fudge
- Location: Palo Alto, CA
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
the ONE rule: One does not simply land on Na Pali... there is an evil there, that does not sleep.
· http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
-
- Skilled
- Posts: 152
- Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:47 am
- Personal rank: Eevee will kill you.
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
*About to lay down another rule when I get confused and the dramatic music cuts*
What do you mean by evil?
And if it's you I'll make sure my Pokemon will eat you for breakfast.
What do you mean by evil?
And if it's you I'll make sure my Pokemon will eat you for breakfast.
This is Eevee, a ferocious creature that never relents in tracking its meal. It will lead you to ruin, and when it does, it will finish you.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 10245
- Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:12 pm
- Personal rank: God of Fudge
- Location: Palo Alto, CA
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule X: If you get killed while taking screenshots, you've got nobody to blame but yourself.
· http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 10245
- Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:12 pm
- Personal rank: God of Fudge
- Location: Palo Alto, CA
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule Dooby Dooby Doo: Because most of Dr. Flay's content is at my.opera.com, it's absolutely necessary that when you read anything that he's typed you do so hearing him as though he were singing Opera.
[youtube]rAe97xmVRhM[/youtube]
[youtube]rAe97xmVRhM[/youtube]
· http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 1963
- Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:32 pm
- Personal rank: Dame. Vandora
- Location: TN, USA
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule #3333: If the body is dead in front of you, go to it and spam on your crouch button.
Rule #3334: Don't train cat to play UT, they will be a harder group in the Monster group. Yet better than Loque.
(Thinking about this... I have 24 cats and if all of them play UT... OMD.)
Rule #3334: Don't train cat to play UT, they will be a harder group in the Monster group. Yet better than Loque.
(Thinking about this... I have 24 cats and if all of them play UT... OMD.)
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 5498
- Joined: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:24 pm
- Personal rank: Work In Progress
- Location: Liandri
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Chamberly wrote: (Thinking about this... I have 24 cats [...]
I stopped reading there....
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 1963
- Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:32 pm
- Personal rank: Dame. Vandora
- Location: TN, USA
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Need pics to prove?Feralidragon wrote:Chamberly wrote: (Thinking about this... I have 24 cats [...]
I stopped reading there....
-
- Skilled
- Posts: 152
- Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:47 am
- Personal rank: Eevee will kill you.
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule #Platinum: Training real animals to play UT is prohibited!Chamberly wrote:Rule #3334: Don't train cat to play UT, they will be a harder group in the Monster group. Yet better than Loque.
(Thinking about this... I have 24 cats and if all of them play UT... OMD.)
I call HAX!
*STAMP*
This is Eevee, a ferocious creature that never relents in tracking its meal. It will lead you to ruin, and when it does, it will finish you.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 10245
- Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:12 pm
- Personal rank: God of Fudge
- Location: Palo Alto, CA
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
· http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 10531
- Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:36 am
- Personal rank: coffee addicted !!!
- Location: Cologne, the city with the big cathedral.
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Where is the other half?EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 10245
- Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:12 pm
- Personal rank: God of Fudge
- Location: Palo Alto, CA
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Did you not read? That was Rule ½.papercoffee wrote:Where is the other half?EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
· http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 10531
- Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:36 am
- Personal rank: coffee addicted !!!
- Location: Cologne, the city with the big cathedral.
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
And that's why there must be the second half of this rule ... It MUST!!EvilGrins wrote:Did you not read? That was Rule ½.papercoffee wrote:Where is the other half?EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
-
- Godlike
- Posts: 10245
- Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:12 pm
- Personal rank: God of Fudge
- Location: Palo Alto, CA
Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
Must there?papercoffee wrote:And that's why there must be the second half of this rule ... It MUST!!EvilGrins wrote:Did you not read? That was Rule ½.papercoffee wrote:Where is the other half?EvilGrins wrote:Rule ½: There is but 1 simple way to never be beaten in UT, and that is to
· http://unreal-games.livejournal.com/
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
· https://unrealarchive.org/authors/evilgrins.html
· https://www.facebook.com/groups/UTcorps
Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins