Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 1:21 pm
HOOP!
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Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:02 pm
Did you hear that? It sounded like a *hooh* ...
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:19 pm
Let me try something different...
UNREAL TOURNAMENT 3 RULES!
UNREAL TOURNAMENT 3 RULES!
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm
Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:37 pm
lol.
yeah indeed, and what makes the tournament ''unreal'', when it has 3 rules?
yeah indeed, and what makes the tournament ''unreal'', when it has 3 rules?
that SouthPark episode about the ghosthunters is brilliant ;p
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm
#1: Xan 0wnz j00!papercoffee wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:22 pm
I am Xan.Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm#1: Xan 0wnz j00!papercoffee wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:42 pm
The crown doesn't stay put!
Ack!
Ack!
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:27 pm
*dust here* * dust there* . good thing I have this guys posted above to clean it up. 
They arent getting paid as well. thats good!
They arent getting paid as well. thats good!
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:36 am
Xan called to the office this morning, said he detected an impostor.EvilGrins wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:22 pmI am Xan.Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm#1: Xan 0wnz j00!papercoffee wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
He's now in talks with Holovision, Liandri and the N.E.G. in order to decide what your punishment shall be.
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:07 am
That faker is going to great lengths to prove he's me, but I'm me!Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:36 amXan called to the office this morning, said he detected an impostor.EvilGrins wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:22 pmI am Xan.Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm#1: Xan 0wnz j00!papercoffee wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
He's now in talks with Holovision, Liandri and the N.E.G. in order to decide what your punishment shall be.
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:05 pm
"The Liandri Mining Corporation released a statement today regarding the impostor Xan. The Liandri Rules Board agreed to hold up a match taking place at Xan's spaceship, the Hyperblast, set to 15 frags, taking place at Unreal Tournament day, this November 30th, with no rematch at all. The winner takes up the Xan Kriegor name and mantle, while the loser will be used as fuel for the spaceship. Good luck to both participants, they're going to need it."EvilGrins wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:07 amThat faker is going to great lengths to prove he's me, but I'm me!Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:36 amXan called to the office this morning, said he detected an impostor.EvilGrins wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:22 pmI am Xan.Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm#1: Xan 0wnz j00!papercoffee wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
He's now in talks with Holovision, Liandri and the N.E.G. in order to decide what your punishment shall be.
So said today's news. You have nearly two and a half months to get ready, so move your derrière!
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:06 pm
"The Liandri Mining Corporation released a statement today regarding the impostor Liandri Mining Corporation which has been making false statements on behalf of our company. Let it be known that they will be sued to the fullest extent of the law, all those associated will be forced into sexual slavery to the Skaarj as part of their incarceration."Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:05 pm"The Liandri Mining Corporation released a statement today regarding the impostor Xan. The Liandri Rules Board agreed to hold up a match taking place at Xan's spaceship, the Hyperblast, set to 15 frags, taking place at Unreal Tournament day, this November 30th, with no rematch at all. The winner takes up the Xan Kriegor name and mantle, while the loser will be used as fuel for the spaceship. Good luck to both participants, they're going to need it."EvilGrins wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:07 amThat faker is going to great lengths to prove he's me, but I'm me!Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:36 amXan called to the office this morning, said he detected an impostor.EvilGrins wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:22 pmI am Xan.Neon_Knight wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:17 pm#1: Xan 0wnz j00!papercoffee wrote: ↑Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:05 pm Ok... but now you have to tell me, what are the 3 Rules?
#2: Whatever Xan decides is law
#3: See #1 and #2
He's now in talks with Holovision, Liandri and the N.E.G. in order to decide what your punishment shall be.
So said today's news. You have nearly two and a half months to get ready, so move your derrière!
Fair warning, Skaarj mating is not gentle.
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 9:10 pm
i took all the healthvials, medkits and all powerups from everywhere..... now bow down!!!!
* dodges your attack*
Now eat this shockcombo! BOOM!
* dodges your attack*
Now eat this shockcombo! BOOM!
Re: Last Post Standing, the sequel
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 9:41 pm
