Today is Friday the 13th!

[EvilGrins]

So... will you survive?

[Swanky]

A closet with grandpas old hunting knife, rope, swiss army knifes, pens and some other stuff in it. I got a chance! (I kinda regret that it doesn't contain my flammable base coating paint cans and my lighters though)

[FraGnBraG]

hmm... in my case the object on my left is a beats pill... let's see how would that play out:
<begin day-dream sequence> suddenly he appears in front of me - standing on my desk right behind my monitors with his feet sticking out under. raising his sword to strike!
not wishing to become a headless body, with lightning speed i grab the pill and smash down hard on one of his feet causing him to scream in anguish and lift his foot while leaning forward. of course he then trips on a monitor and stumbles forward, dropping his sword and tumbling over top of me - landing face first on the floor (burber on cement, so schblunckkhhh!!!). he is stunned momentarily and face-down on the floor.. i rise swiftly from my chair, grab the very 'eavey les paul from the guitar stand right beside me and go full townsend windmill on the back of his head (eeewwwww!!!! not pretty). okay he's not getting back up any time soon, so back to work! ckickety click <end day-dream sequence>
hmm...

[TexasGtar]

Never go full windmill.

[EvilGrins]

I have this trusty wall left of me.

[wallabra]

Ey I've heard a keyboard is a good weapon if you whack hard enough.

Nevermind that it doesn't have MIDI output and its builtin FM synth instruments mostly kinda suck ;-;

...e-er, I imean, uh, it seems heavy enough to whack, I guess.