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EvilGrins wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 3:01 pm t's well known i post a lot of my more interesting threads to multiple forums. This one is no different, but of the lot of them only 1 forum truly took to the thread.

Take a look at these · https://www.oldunreal.com/cgi-bin/yabb2 ... 1586461860

6.2 EvilGrins posts way to much...

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:48 pm #4.5: Rifles do not have legs.

Most rifles*

BadCorps wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:15 pm

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:48 pm #4.5: Rifles do not have legs.

Most rifles*

Please, show me a rifle walking around.

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 7:38 pm

BadCorps wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:15 pm

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:48 pm #4.5: Rifles do not have legs.

Most rifles*

Please, show me a rifle walking around.

Isn't it called "run and gun"?
It's not "lay around and gun".

This is not how you should ever hold your gun. UT or otherwise.

Borderlands 3 got you covered.

ASMD:
And Suck My D!ck!

GES:
Green Exploding Sh!t!

Source:
https://forums.epicgames.com/unreal-tou ... es-it-mean

It stands for 'And Suck My D*ck'," explains 23-year-old Cliff Bleszinski, the game's co-designer. "It has a special move that just annihilates all the ****ers around it."

Here are some developer facts that I'd like to share.

These two are from a beta version:

Drimacus as one of the default bots in the customizable bot list and Drimacus at the end of the Deathmatch ladder are two different characters, however, the latter has the appearance the former had in the early betas.

Ice Weasel, one of the deathmatch ladder combatants, started as a customizable bot.

And the one that still gets me everytime:

Unreal Tournament is the only Unreal game banned in Germany, to the point of being the only entry not included in that local edition of the anthology. And yet, it still manages to be very popular.

Crazy stuff huh?

There are no Unreal "facts" because it's, unreal.

MEAT wrote: ↑Thu Nov 04, 2021 2:05 am6.2 EvilGrins posts way to much...

6.3½ EvilGrins does not post too much, EvilGrins is pacing himself.

Red_Fist wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 2:29 amThere are no Unreal "facts" because it's, unreal.

Realistically an "Unreal Fact" is a fact about anything that is Unreal... ergo there are Unreal Facts!

Unreal Fact: Skaarj Queens are very sad because nobody will hug them.

Apparently, proven by Cliff Bleszinski himself, lava kills you.



(just in case the image didn't load : https://imgur.com/IQwH1qk)

Don't believe everything the Grand Master Ice Shaft says, lava isn't so bad as long as you have the right suit......

Instagibs only kill the weak.

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2023 8:36 pm Instagibs only kill the weak.

So... it won't kill on weak end?