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Most every forum has a funny posts thread, and this one does too but it hasn't been posted to in years, so I'd like to try and start a new one.

Specifically, post anything funny here that is Unreal or Unreal Tournament related. Has to be about the game or the characters therein. Can be pics or videos or something.

Just keep the funny in mind!
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I had something similar happen once...
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EvilGrins wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:29 pmEvery so often, usually when all Hell is breaking loose, things line up in ways they usually don't and something amazing happens. Because this 1 thing was so beyond the norm (minor miracle I wasn't killed being so shocked by it) there was no chance I wanted to miss anyone else seeing it:
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Yes, it's a Krall riding on top of a manta... which is riding on top of a fly!

The fly disengaged but still the coolness continued:
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Highly unlikely anyone can EVER top that!
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Something I made when a certain meme was trending:
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Where's Waldo?
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Google searches can find the wonkiest things!
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This doesn't really qualify, but the spam bot posts that were deleted from the forum just now gave me an idea. The bot text might have been randomly selected, but one mentioned "turnstiles" and the other mentioned "swing doors" (I think).

When I saw these titles I really thought that the threads were going to be UT related, and this is what I had in mind: these objects might make for interesting assets in UT. Imagine it, Sim Park for Unreal Tournament *gazes into the distance, and sweeps one arm forward*, where you set up a series of barricades, doors, pools of water, spinning floors, elevators and such and then unleash a bunch of bots who try to navigate their way through it all, buying ice creams and comically enormous foam hands along the way. Hmm, I'm basically describing Bunny Track for bots. But it'd be funny! If you're into that kind of thing.
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Bit of a stretch, but... Terraniux?
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Well ... :mrgreen:
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EvilGrins wrote: Thu Oct 15, 2020 8:49 pm Bit of a stretch, but... Terraniux?
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*kick*
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D'aaaaaw!
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Not subtle...
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