The lol script?

[Myth]

yes yes, the topic is quite dumb, but why not?
Post a cute, special, nice, extremely dumb, cute piece of code. Thing that you come over in your project or on other internet forums.
Well any language. Preferably those that can be read, I don't want binary here.
So any high level language/pseudo code/widely known language is fine.

So gere we go:

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// a nice, fair random number generator

int randomx(int x) 
 {
 int y;
 while y != 42
    y=random(1000*x);        
 return (y);
 }

[Creavion]

Whats your problem you master of disaster?

[Myth]

If I'd start to make a list of problems, especially nowadays when some rather big ones are threatening me I wouldn't finish the list in my lifetime.

Also, you are also rather a problem in my eye, Creavion. Do you really hate me that much?

[NinjaNali]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{

int a = 0;
int b = 1;
int c;

c = b / a;

cout << c; //Oh fuck

return 0;
}

[Feralidragon]

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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//Title: Mom's/Dad's worst nightmare in a car
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

var byte X;
X = 0;
While (X < 1)
{
       Kid.DisplayMessage("Are we there yet?");
}

[Myth]

@Ninja Nali: a division by 0 which is that obvious isn't lol at all.
@Feralidragon: reminds me of shrek 2.

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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//Title: Mom's/Dad's worst nightmare in a car #2
//We assume that the kid has an IQ of 0.1, 
//otherwise the code won't work properly 
//(we can always change his IQ if it's not suitable)
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

While (Kid.IQ < 1)
{
       Kid.DisplayMessage("Are we there yet?");
}

[rohitggarg]

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****************************************
* I dont want my machine to hang around like others.
* Do some work damn it!!!
****************************************
function process(boolean processed) {
	//do some whaky stuff
	//do some more whaky stuff
	if(!processed)
		process(processed);
}
*************
*Invocation point
*************
function main() {
	process(false);
}

[Saya-chan]

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// Very, very realistic baby AI!
class RealBaby extends Pawn;

var bool balive;
...

...
function PostBeginPlay()
{
  balive = true;
  SetTimer(300, true);  // every 5 minutes...
}
...

...
function timer()
{
  local int whattodo;

  if ( balive == true )
  {
    whattodo = Rand(3);
    if ( whattodo == 0 )
      crap();
    else if ( whattodo == 1 )
      hungry();
    else
      cryfornodamnreason();
  }
}
...

[zacman]

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//===========================================================
//LOLARENA: Nothing But Armor allowed :P
//===========================================================
class LOLARENA expands Mutator;
function bool CheckReplacement(Actor Other, out byte bSuperRelevant)
{ 
if ( Other.IsA('Weapon') && Other.class!=class'Botpack.armor2' ) {
ReplaceWith(Other, "Botpack.Armor2");
return False;
} else if ( Other.IsA('Ammo') && Other.class!=class'Botpack.thighpads' ) {
ReplaceWith(Other, "botpack.thighpads");
return False;
}
return true;
}

Haven't tested it yet, though...