What is your most silly complaint about Unreal Tournament?

[papercoffee]

There is no aim assist online ...how am I supposed to play UT with a pad without it on a server?!?!?

[TexasGtar]

The nali rabbit doesn't go for the throat like in Monty Python.


Not enough car chases.


You never hear anyone say...."Woman down!"


There is no warning sign about vertigo outside the teleporter to the top on Face. Obvious oversight and lack of realism.


Needs more cowbell.

[EvilGrins]

The nali rabbit doesn't go for the throat like in Monty Python.

Oh, that's right, you weren't around back then.

As part of a favor, for testing a bunch of stuff for him, JackGriffin "paid" me by taking a request for anything I'd want for UT.

I asked him to make me a Caerbannog Bunny (that's what it's called) and he did.

You can find it on this map:
https://unreal-games.livejournal.com/112419.html

[DLD-RABBIT]

When i get killed, i have to hit fire again to respawn, and again, and again. Stop shooting me

[MEAT]

On my server I have a player by the name of "Paula" (along with her many aliases).
Also heard this from another player "hook" as well.
They have said:
"I could careless about winning, I only play for fun".
But my response is:
Yeah, but losing all the time isn't that much fun is it?

[EvilGrins]

Yeah, but losing all the time isn't that much fun is it?

No one would know, because most everyone who dies never plays again.

My chief complaint is the re-spawning technology that Liandri uses isn't actually re-spawning any of the players. It's just a very fast organic 3-D printer. Years upon years of players in the Tournament have only played up until the point that they died, and then what's essentially a clone took their place after they kicked the bucket.

This came out in a relatively recent link on a financial report from Unreal Tournaments' HQ which showed ongoing human and alien players weren't being paid because the clones have an in-born program that doesn't let them complain about not receiving payment as they are all property of Liandri Mining Corporation.

They only players that are repeatedly playing are the robots. Even Xan, who has no organic parts left, has been rebuilt over and over again.

[Neon_Knight]

Yeah, but losing all the time isn't that much fun is it?

No one would know, because most everyone who dies never plays again.

My chief complaint is the re-spawning technology that Liandri uses isn't actually re-spawning any of the players. It's just a very fast organic 3-D printer. Years upon years of players in the Tournament have only played up until the point that they died, and then what's essentially a clone took their place after they kicked the bucket.

This came out in a relatively recent link on a financial report from Unreal Tournaments' HQ which showed ongoing human and alien players weren't being paid because the clones have an in-born program that doesn't let them complain about not receiving payment as they are all property of Liandri Mining Corporation.

They only players that are repeatedly playing are the robots. Even Xan, who has no organic parts left, has been rebuilt over and over again.

Wait until you reach Unreal Tournament 3.

[TexasGtar]

When i get killed, i have to hit fire again to respawn, and again, and again. Stop shooting me

Winner. It's the silliest.

People shooting him in a first person shooter. That's classic.

That has to be the silliest complaint! I came here to add some more silly complaints but after reading this one, I got nothing.

[Diablo]

Too much stuff - too many maps, too many gametypes, too many mods, too many skins, too many mutators, too many models, etc, etc. Too much of everything in fact

they say, the more the merrier, then UT must be the happiest game in the world lol

[EvilGrins]

The novel series for Unreal states that Skaarj love eating humans as they find them delicious.

At no point in UT have I ever seen a Skaarj eat a human.

Such a let down!

[Diablo]

The novel series for Unreal states that Skaarj love eating humans as they find them delicious.

At no point in UT have I ever seen a Skaarj eat a human.

Such a let down!

Maybe they let the corpses rot for a few hours for eating em? To let em mature?  
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Blatant Sexism: There is no female Xan!

Xania?

[EvilGrins]

Maybe they let the corpses rot for a few hours for eating em? To let em mature?

Kind of like fermenting wine? Possible...

[enkulat0r]

I dream of it. Why can’t I just forget it?

[browndl]

No prone.

[Hellkeeper]

I like ducks. No ducks in UT.