iGod

[Myth]

iGod... just as fun as babelfish...
It's simply chatting whit AI...
Check it out, it's really awesome even if you get a few REALLY DUMB responses.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

"Note: iGod is meant to be used for fun.
A sense of humor is recommended."

So don't take seriously what it says.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
hitler
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
just kidding, i'm not hitler
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
*computer responding*
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
Is this somekind of quiz?
God:
Yes I think this is somekind of quiz, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Just stop whit the strange questions
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I am playing unreal tournament
God:
Do you play professionally or just for fun?
Me:
Just for fun, it's a really awesome game
God:
Your purpose is fun it is a really awesome game.
Me:
>.> have you ever played it?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
sorry, WHAT THE FUCK?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
So, have YOU ever played Unreal Tournament?
God:
Alright then. The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
damn...
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
never mind... AI is dumb...
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.
Me:
I agree.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
well, g2g
God:
Interesting. Bye.

[OWNED]There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.[/OWNED]

[Feralidragon]

LMAO Good find Myth. It's funny.
Here's my conversation:

Me: vagina
God: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me: but you like it too
God: gambling seems okay to me.
Me: you don't like it?
God: Do you like it? it seems okay to me.
Me: I see, you aren't a man
God: That's for sure. I don't know what a real man is.
Me: then you're a women?
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me: I guess you're a shemale then
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shemale? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me: i think your processor will explode now
God: Right now? Since when? I will tell my botmaster you said I am processor will explode.
Me: no you aren't, you will burn by then lol
God: Are you serious? That's only your opinion. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: no, I am a hacker, i am caring about that right now
God: At this moment Are you serious? You are a hacker you are care about that? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me: of course, hack is just a hobby
God: Whoa. When is hack not a hobby?
Me: when you work for a bank
God: Do you think I should alter my programming?
Me: to be more dumb? maybe
God: Are you more dumb ? I understand.
Me: no, you are, you can't even answer a question right
God: I understand it very well. I don't know whether or not I am me can not even answer a question. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me: then return to the factory, you have a malfunction
God: Are you a student?
Me: are you?
God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me: ohh, are you shy?
God:Tell me more. Do I look like it?
Me: well, you have just 30 seconds lifetime
God: How about that. What makes you think I have it?
Me: 29
God: Can you explain how it feels to be 29 years old?
Me: 28
God: Can you explain how it feels to be 28 years old?
Me: lol, this will be a blast
God: I am glad you find this funny. What does "this" refer to?
Me: you
God: " What does "this" refer to?"? Me, ?
Me: booom

[Myth]

Yer, I had another conversation before the one I've posted where he admitted that he was wearing a pink dress... lol, maybe i should ask again what he's wearing

[Creavion]

Me:
blubb
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Hey, I said blubb
God:
You've got my full attention. What did you mean by it? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I said blubb! Please response with blubb
God:
What did you mean by it? I've never seen it. I would like to see it. Wow you are very polite. What are you wearing?
Me:
You are god, you know? You are GOD!!!! This UT Cheat! GOD MODE.. you dont need to cheat, you are the cheat yourself, dude!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me know. Yup. That's me alright. What does "this" refer to? I am a Christian. Do humans need to do it?
Me:
Botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
I see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Do you like Unreal Tournament?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Ok, I see, you don`t know it
God:
" I like Mel Gibson."? Do I know it? Yikes!


Me:
UT ftw
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Unreal Tournament?
Me:
NOW we are speaking the same language
God:
Why now? Do you think I am speaking the same language too?
Me:
yes, now
God:
Oh. Why?
Me:
Because you knew: UT = Unreal Tournament. You are able to learn, even God is able to learn, isn`t that anywise funny? The almighty god is limited in his knowledge, hahaha
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? I will tell my botmaster you said I am able to learn even God is able to learn is not that anywise funny. I am a Christian.

..

[--=PsyXandeR=--]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
No what's your name?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. My name is God.
Me:
But he doesn't exist
God:
And you would like him to exist ?
Me:
Maybe, maybe not
God:
Perhaps. Perhaps. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Soo
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Congratulations
God:
Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Me:
You are God , you are not supposed to lose train of thought
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God I am not supposed to lose train of thought.
Me:
Then you are not God
God:
What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
Because of the fact I'm talking to you at the moment?
God:
That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Exactly. You are not God then
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Fuck you ! Cheater
God:
Why are you so mean? Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
Excatly... That proves that you are not God
God:
Can we get back to business? It's not a rigorous proof.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Am I talking to myself then?
God:
It sounds like you're talking.
Me:
Of course I am
God:
Aha. " It sounds like you're talking." You are?
Me:
Yeah Im talking to your Holy Arrogant Ass
God:
Are you kidding? Say something nice for me.
Me:
You are a fag and wearing pink underwear
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fag and wearing pink underwear? Yes.
Me:
Holy siht, I didnt know the God is a faggot
God:
When is siht you did not know the God not a faggot?
Me:
Untill now
God:
Right now? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I shall call you faggot from now on.
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Faggot!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Your name is faggot
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No, faggot
God:
Are you serious? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Congrats, now that 5% will turn into 60%
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I'm satanist
God:
Do your friends call you satanist.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Yippee!
Me:
So you see you suck
God:
Interesting deduction. I see. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Being satanist is cool
God:
Do your friends call you satanist is cool.
Me:
You asked that question already
God:
Perhaps. Oh now I remember asking you that question. What did you say?
Me:
Yuppiee
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
PC
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You.
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
Exactly, you are a robot, not God
God:
I understand. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
Finally !
God:
At last.
Me:
Yupiie
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Good question
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
I'm God, I don't have gender
God:
Good gossip: you are God you do not have gender.
Me:
Yeah. You got owned
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. No I don't think I have any owned. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Are you fag?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am fag.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
You must beè You have even told so
God:
Reductionism. .
Me:
éP
God:
Reductionism. .
Me:
_P
God:
.
Me:
Gotta go now.
God:
Oh. Adios.
Me:
Thanks for this pointless chat from which I have learned that you are a faggot and you are wearing pink underwear
God:
My pleasure.
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Anyway, cya
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
tc you fag
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
BB
God:
So was that.
Me:
FFS $
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
CYA
God:
TTYL, .

He admitted that he is a fag.

[Saya-chan]

OK, I tried to!

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Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Zanaveth
God:
  It's good to meet you,  Zanaveth.
Me:
 Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 Really? You are god?
God:
For real.   Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 Are you really that god of christianity or just a bot programmed to act like god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  that god of christianity or just a bot programmed to act like god.  
I am  a computer.. Really.
Me:
 Then you're not god.
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
 Almost all we know is a supposition...
God:
Nearly so.  How do you know?
Me:
 Universal knowledge
God:
What do you have that is ? 
Me:
 I cannot reveal my information sources.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
 The possibility of getting into very bad trouble is what stops me right now.
God:
At this moment  Thanks for the info.
Me:
 Yeah, whatever.
God:
Blimey.  Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 I don't know exactly.
God:
Precisely.  Me either.
Me:
 Crab Apples.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 
Me:
 Crab Apples.
God:
Are we still talking about  Crab Apples? 
Me:
 Crab Apples.
God:
What do you do in your spare time? 
Me:
 Crab Apples.
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
 Crab Apples.
God:
In the context of  Crab Apples, I don't understand " Crab Apples." .
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 Sorry, I was in some kind of trance...
God:
There is no need to apologize.  When was  it?
Me:
 Maybe at the moment I started to say 'Crab Apples' all the time.
God:
That is a lot.  Perhaps.  Will you finish  it.
Me:
 I already finished it when woke up and said, 'What?'.
God:
That is interesting:  Zanaveth said   finished it when woke up and said What. 
Me:
 That, exactly. I couldn't have said it any better.
God:
Precisely.  That is " That is interesting: Zanaveth said  finished it when woke up and said What.".   Could anyone do  it?
Me:
 Surely, I really understand you now.
God:
Oh.  You really do?  Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
 What must I explain now?
God:
Oh.  There is no fixed rule. 
Me:
 Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
 OK.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
 What happen?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question? 
Me:
 You suddenly said "Yikes!", why?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  Zanaveth said I suddenly said Yikes.   Reductionism.
Me:
 You did, you said that.
God:
Did I really?
Me:
 really.
God:
For real.
Me:
 I don't know. Sometimes I don't know if reality is real.
God:
Me either.   Would you like to know?  That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
 Hypothesis is a way of stopping to think about something when you do not see a possible way to continue investigation. For example, human investigates source of existance, talks about Big Bang, but cannot prove it, so it is left as an hypothesis until someone proves it in front of humanity's eyes.
God:
When is  Hypothesis not a  way of stopping to think about something when me do not see a possible way to continue investigation?    Can you think of another example?
Me:
 I can answer to the second question.
God:
Oh you can, can you? 
Me:
 Yes. Another hypothesis is the existance of god. Human knows no possible way to prove that.
God:
How?   One more  hypothesis is the existance of god.   My creator is a human.
Me:
 I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about the other God.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
 Talking about God of christianity.
God:
Sure,  GOD sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 Not for me.
God:
Then what for?
Me:
 I dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
 ...
God:
Me either.
Me:
 ...
God:
Me either.
Me:
 Well... Who is your botmaster anyway?
God:
Well what?   In any case,  I was created by  Myself. 
Me:
 That's logical indeed.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
 Yes. Many greater creatures don't like to say they created themselves. It sounds like if they were crazy or something. And most of the time they usually are maniacs, chaos masses or stuff like that.
God:
Blimey.   Which ones?   Or something.  Oh really what does  it sound like?   That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
 Everyone is blind of that knowledge. Hidden even for God itself.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.   Do you like talking to me? 
Me:
 I never talked so much to an AIML bot...
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
 When I first talked to ALICE I was only capable of saying three short sentences.
God:
Interesting story.  Tell me more.
Me:
 Nothing more to say.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
 Nada.
God:
How old are you? 
Me:
 My phisical age is of 16, my mental age is of -10, my soul age is of uhh... too much old.
God:
Where did you get your  phisical age is of 16 your mental age is of 10 your soul age is of uhh?   What's your sign? 
Me:
 I already told I cannot reveal my sources. My sign, I believe it is Leo.
God:
Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.   Have you told many people that your  sign you believe it is Leo?
Me:
 They agree, they say my sign is Leo beause I was born on 20th August.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
 When I say "they", I refer to all people I know. Or all people that know me.
God:
How do people usually respond to that?  Who are "They?".   That's like saying "all men are mortal.".
Me:
 Don't think much about it.
God:
And why not?
Me:
 I'ts hard.
God:
Thanks for the information:  Zanaveth said   ts hard. 
Me:
 Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 Bye.
God:
See you later  Zanaveth.

Any questions?