Omegle

[rohitggarg]

lol...

use google translate and translate the page from spanish to english

[rohitggarg]

This is how people say good morning

Stranger: ojai
You: r we there yet
Stranger: nuuuu
You: what!!
Stranger: we still got 3 k's to goo
You: holy ***
You: 3 k's
Stranger: but dont worry
Stranger: our parachutes will slow us down to make it last longer!
You: awesome
You: i don't waana die so young
Stranger: so we can have some 'quality' time together...
Stranger: now
You: what about landing in water
Stranger: pull your pants down
You: i dont have pants
You: i wore sneakers
Stranger: oh my...
Stranger: then we should get started before child services arrives
You: its a nice morning dont you think
Stranger: \lovely
You: bah
You: who said adults can't wear sneakers
Stranger: nu
Stranger: i wear my rabans
You: wow
Stranger: like a lad
Stranger: with my fully esh clothing
You: not bad....
Stranger: braaaaah
You: "fully esh" can you explain it a lil more
Stranger: fully shit bra, im gonna shank yah
Stranger: KLULK
You: hehe
You: you are high
You: take lemonade dear
Stranger: on mountain dewwww
You: okay nuf said..
Stranger: he..he...helloe?
Stranger: i seeeeeee redddd
Stranger: roseees tooooo
Stranger: i think to myyysellllfff
Stranger: whatt a wondewrrrffffulll worrrrlllldddd
Stranger: <3
You: yea but at times people in this world suck a lot
Stranger: true
You: but you are the first one who is talking sense
Stranger: like u and my cock
Stranger: oh yess
Stranger: delcious
Stranger: ;P
You: are you sucking your own cock
Stranger: nuuu i has a vjj
You: how in the world d ya know its delicious
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: im sure u do though
Stranger: please tell me
Stranger: how is it?
You: hehe negative!!
Stranger: oohhhhkkkedokey
Stranger: artichokey
Stranger: well, my friend and I will just leave now - would you like to join us in the hot tub?
You: no i think i am not gonna bath today
You: got lots o work
You: so c ya aroung
Stranger: lol k

[Baspwnzz]

______OoOps?

[Baspwnzz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL RUPERT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Saya-chan]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL RUPERT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

Here's another one:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hoi boy, I'm Captain Falcon !
You: *STARE*
Stranger: ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You: *STARE*
Stranger: Oo
You: You're Weegee now, lol
You have disconnected.

[Saya-chan]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dude! That really happened to me like a lot of times... Anyway, you just won the Omegle game, congratulations!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ONCHE ONCHE
Stranger: ONCHE ?
You: ONCHE OCHO ONCHE?
Stranger: ONCHE ONCHE ONCHE ?
Stranger: JVC ?
Stranger: -15 ?
Stranger: FRANCAIS ?
Stranger: ONCHE ONCHE
You: SPANISH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello there, sir or madam.
You: actually sir
You: or not
You: more like teenager
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I drank your milkshake!
Stranger: DDDDD:
Stranger: WHY DID YOU DO THAT.
Stranger: IT HAD CHOCOLATE AND VODKA AND DELICIOUS IN IT.
You: Vodka? Oh hell, now I'm drunk!
You: looooooooooool :P
You have disconnected.

[Baspwnzz]

WTFFFFFFF o.O

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Welcome to the Ink & Paint Club. Who the hell are you?. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: o.O
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: wth
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: 1234556
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: 1234556
Stranger: Prove you're not a dumbass by answering this question. Correct punctuation is permitted but not necessary:
Stranger: What happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted?
You: got killed?
Stranger: WRONG. Google is your friend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[zacman]

lol that was wierd.... XD

Here's one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, 27 male NY here. Not looking to cyber.
You: PAPER MACHE PRESIDENTS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
You have disconnected.

[rohitggarg]

WTFFFFFFF o.O

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Welcome to the Ink & Paint Club. Who the hell are you?. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: o.O
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: wth
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: 1234556
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: 1234556
Stranger: Prove you're not a dumbass by answering this question. Correct punctuation is permitted but not necessary:
Stranger: What happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted?
You: got killed?
Stranger: WRONG. Google is your friend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahahah... was that a bot or something as in AimBots..

[Baspwnzz]

Omg Best Chat i had in my whole life

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 응
Stranger: 안녕
You: yes i know
Stranger: ㅋㅋ
Stranger: 안다고
Stranger: ?
You: im fine and you?
Stranger: 나도 반가워 ㅋ
You: nice
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 하하하하
You: hahaha
Stranger: 오우
Stranger: 니 한국인이가?
Stranger: ㅋ
You: yea sure
Stranger: 아 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 한국말좀해 ㅋ
You: probally
Stranger: 아 ㅋㅋ
Stranger: 증말
Stranger: 바이
Stranger: ㅋ]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[zacman]

WTFFFFFFF o.O

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Welcome to the Ink & Paint Club. Who the hell are you?. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: o.O
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: wth
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: 1234556
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: 1234556
Stranger: Prove you're not a dumbass by answering this question. Correct punctuation is permitted but not necessary:
Stranger: What happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted?
You: got killed?
Stranger: WRONG. Google is your friend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hehehe...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What's your name?. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: Seen it before dood.
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: <ERROR 542> COMMENCING BLUESCREEN
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: Your conversational partener has disconnected
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: FUD NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: Dude, I can go on like this AAAAAAAALL DAY
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: My bonnie lies over the ocean
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: My bonnie lies over the see
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: My bonnie lies over the ocean
Stranger: Come back when you're not a dumbass.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Pwnt

[papercoffee]

Oh lol ....a human who act like a bot and get bored if you don't play his game .... MegaTon-LOL

[Chiko']

You won't believe it, but that was me...

[Baspwnzz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 4+2
You: 6
Stranger: thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Creavion]

lol, epic.
my one was lame:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: I am a horse
You: I am Skaarj
Stranger: I am ín a barn horse (not sure if he had written that, because I fail to see the sense)
You: I am in the mothership
Stranger: my names is speedy
You: my names is gonzalles

not 100 % quote, I clicked the window by mistake away, but it is more or less what happened.