Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

Post by Neon_Knight » Sat Jun 19, 2021 1:17 am

Rule number Tree House: There's no Redeemer in the official version of CTF-EternalCave.
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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

Post by Gustavo6046 » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:13 am

Wait, even ammo is? What about WarLords? Or even the Nali Weapons modifiers, sure no one can eat those!

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Re: Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

Post by ANUBITEK » Thu Jun 24, 2021 5:15 pm

Always have a towel, a bucket, and a roll of toilet paper. For no particular reason.

If you eat a Hot Pocket, make sure to eat the cold side first. Getting fragged on a cooldown is never fun!

Open a window, the increased airflow will make you game faster, bonus if you hyper-ventilate.

Keep your finger on that lag switch, even if it doesn't work.
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