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Rule number Tree House: There's no Redeemer in the official version of CTF-EternalCave.

Wait, even ammo is? What about WarLords? Or even the Nali Weapons modifiers, sure no one can eat those!

Always have a towel, a bucket, and a roll of toilet paper. For no particular reason.

If you eat a Hot Pocket, make sure to eat the cold side first. Getting fragged on a cooldown is never fun!

Open a window, the increased airflow will make you game faster, bonus if you hyper-ventilate.

Keep your finger on that lag switch, even if it doesn't work.

Never play UT while sitting backwards, as it can lead to intense neck pain.

ABSOLUTELY NEVER...
...enhance the A.I. of the bots!

Because it's only a matter of time before some bot you've killed a ridiculous number of times gets enhanced, jacks into your WiFi, and rams a self-driving-car through your house.

However, if you do, for whatever depraved reason, decide that bots are worthy of sentience, notify the UT99.org Bureau of Ethical Considerations immediately so that we may devise a Code of Ethics on Sentient A.I. in Unreal Tournament.

All Unreal Tournament training manuals are written only in the original Skaarj dialect, and must never be read while playing.

Ever.

It would be bad.

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Sun Mar 06, 2022 7:57 pm ABSOLUTELY NEVER...
...enhance the A.I. of the bots!

Because it's only a matter of time before some bot you've killed a ridiculous number of times gets enhanced, jacks into your WiFi, and rams a self-driving-car through your house.

A elan musk car will do the trick enhanched by google maps.A tesla.
Just hack the car with the wifi and everything will be alright.
..''kitt come to base''...''Yes michael''...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_K ... ght_Rider)

In Monster Hunt, while in a warm up round if you stick an ASMD up a Skaarj's asshole you get a reward

depending of the monster you do it on you'll get a different reward, like a redeemer, all weapons, an Udamage, or infinite points!


This is only and exclusively available in the latest UTJMH version...

EDIT: someone asked how you stick a weapon on a monster
you do as usual, drop the weapon with Q whatever your hotkey is, then while it's dropping, tap any of the arrow keys and it will turn around 90 degrees like it's a tetris block, once it's aiming upwards you're done
wait until a monster runs past it and there you go, it's up its ass.

The ONE RULE's slightly warped cousin: Never play UT while blindfolded!

Gustavo6046 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 6:20 pm If someone is trying to stop all the fragging in a server to establish a virtual socialist republic, frag them anyways. There is no food in the unrealiverse to begin with.
Only nali fruit, but those are all mine!

Food Fight: hold my healthy gun.

Never play UT while you have a plate of really hot food in front of you.

...because if it falls in your lap while you're playing...

Drinking egg-nog while playing UT is ill-advised.

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:13 pm Drinking egg-nog while playing UT is ill-advised.

But... hm... ok.