Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

EvilGrins · Post by **EvilGrins** » Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:34 pm

Never get stuck in a confined space with a Titan.

It would be bad.

GEARvision · Post by **GEARvision** » Thu Dec 04, 2025 7:06 pm

1 - Do not feed too many Dispersion Power Ups to the Dispersion Pistol, or it will become mechagodzilla (and possibly get out of control and attack the owner)
2 A - If you play annoying music next to a voice box, the voice box will shoot you for real, and destroy the speaker where the music came from (including your screen, your face, your underwear, the walls around your room)
2 B - You can only play music on Unreal-branded speakers (the voice box), all other brands are forbidden

wallabra · Post by **wallabra** » Thu Dec 18, 2025 7:08 pm

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:34 pm Never get stuck in a confined space with a Titan.

It would be bad.

Not without personal protection equipment, or a gas mask. Titans love eating beans, and have a very active gut...

EvilGrins · Post by **EvilGrins** » Sun Feb 22, 2026 9:47 am

Never play while constipated... you never know when that blockage will let loose.

Could get you fragged when you make a dash for the toilet.

jmartin · Post by **jmartin** » Mon Feb 23, 2026 9:41 pm

Glad to see you're back EG!

EvilGrins · Post by **EvilGrins** » Wed Mar 04, 2026 2:10 am

jmartin wrote: ↑Mon Feb 23, 2026 9:41 pm Glad to see you're back EG!

I'm not really back, I just miss this place periodically.

GEARvision · Post by **GEARvision** » Tue Mar 10, 2026 2:24 am

EvilGrins wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04, 2026 2:10 am
jmartin wrote: ↑Mon Feb 23, 2026 9:41 pm Glad to see you're back EG!
I'm not really back, I just miss this place periodically.

I may also say I'm not back, and that my stay holds water but not much today

But life can always bloom from elsewhere

-- ON TOPIC --

Never enter a warp zone with two flags... You might come from the other side with a Purple flag
And the architects are fed up enough with 2 bases in a floating rock, let alone 4... WHY 5 ?!

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