Rules for Playing Unreal Tournament (not entirely serious)

[EvilGrins]

Never get stuck in a confined space with a Titan.

It would be bad.

[GEARvision]

1 - Do not feed too many Dispersion Power Ups to the Dispersion Pistol, or it will become mechagodzilla (and possibly get out of control and attack the owner)
2 A - If you play annoying music next to a voice box, the voice box will shoot you for real, and destroy the speaker where the music came from (including your screen, your face, your underwear, the walls around your room)
2 B - You can only play music on Unreal-branded speakers (the voice box), all other brands are forbidden

[wallabra]

Never get stuck in a confined space with a Titan.

It would be bad.

Not without personal protection equipment, or a gas mask. Titans love eating beans, and have a very active gut...