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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby papercoffee » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:58 am

Hellkeeper wrote:Can't agree more with Torax. Loque is the bane of my existence everytime I think "Ah, a nice UT99 botmatch to relax before going to bed".
it's never nice nor relaxing when he spawns in the botlist.

If you play team based matches ...and he spawns in your team... then it's pretty much relaxing.

btw. why isn't it possible to copy his stats to another bot ...I have one custom bot which should have his stats (copypasted them in the ini.) but compared to Loque is my bot no match for me. The bot is good but not that good. Why is that so?
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:36 pm

papercoffee wrote:why isn't it possible to copy his stats to another bot ...I have one custom bot which should have his stats (copypasted them in the ini.) but compared to Loque is my bot no match for me. The bot is good but not that good. Why is that so?

Because Loque cheats.

Rule 82: Be wary of cheating bots. They're a part of the game and can mess you up WAY worse than cheating human players.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:58 pm

Rule #47: Don't trust aimbots online. Especially don't trust them if they're wearing a bikini.

Rule #48: Don't feed the aimbots. If they're gonna cheat they can get their own damn food.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:20 pm

Rule #72: Unreal Engine 4 is free... but only because Unreal Engine 6 you must sign over the rights to your next child before it's born.

Rule #73: Anybody that tries to get tricky and not have a child after signing it over will be artificially inseminated when they least suspect it.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:16 pm

Rule #44, Sub-section GOBBLE GOBBLE: In the even you play MonsterHunt online and you stumble across a pupae that someone skinned to look like a turkey, you must capture it to cook on Thanksgiving Day... whenever it is you celebrate that.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:34 pm

Rule #63: Creating a mutator that kills monsters en-masse may get you sued by their union representatives.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby Chamberly » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:56 pm

EvilGrins wrote:Rule #63: Creating a mutator that kills monsters en-masse may get you sued by their union representatives.


Lmao this!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby FXANBSS » Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:48 am

Rule #69: Never let Mickey to pick the Shield Belt or it will be impossible to kill in every center.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:38 pm

Section 3, Sub-section G, Rule #1: If you find a mirror on a map and somebody kills you while you're watching your reflection do taunts, it is automatically ruled a suicide.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:52 pm

Rule Alpha-X: If you happen to be on a map that has a functioning train or subway, it is highly unethical to shove one of your teammates in front of it.

Rule Omega-X If nobody sees you do it, it will be ruled as an accident.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:25 am

Rule #990: Never shoot a dinosaur in the nuts, no matter how safely far away you think you are from it...
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...they're much faster and determinedly cleverer when you shoot them in the balls.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:54 pm

Rule #WTF: The admin is a devious being that rules over all from the Heavens above... so if you ever feel annoyed by him shoot the sky!

Hey, it's not impossible you won't hit him.
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:43 am

Rule 176: The Nali are harmless bystanders, make a special effort to not hurt them.

Rule 178: Ignore that last one, kill them all as often as possible!!
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby Feralidragon » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:14 pm

But the last one would be Rule 177... what does it say then?
Is it maybe a plot twist and Rule 177 says the same about Skaarj or other species?
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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Postby EvilGrins » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:10 am

Feralidragon wrote:But the last one would be Rule 177... what does it say then?
Is it maybe a plot twist and Rule 177 says the same about Skaarj or other species?

Rule X-1: Much like the Nali, when startled Rule 177 will often disappear.
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