Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)
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Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
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Rule #666: Never play MonsterHunt with a health regenerator called 'otium' because it increases the monsters health too, as well as heals them...
...unless you're into that sorta thing.
...unless you're into that sorta thing.
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Rule #666: Rule number 666 can exist multiple times. Also if the map has a Japanese name, forget all you knew about unreal monsters.
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=> http://www.ut99.org/search.php?t=4116 <=VatcilliZeitchef wrote:Rule #666: Rule number 666 can exist multiple times.
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Rule #-4: Yes, he said it.
This is Eevee, a ferocious creature that never relents in tracking its meal. It will lead you to ruin, and when it does, it will finish you.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
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Rule # -412: Whenever in Chat, you find a player like Frustrated of losing the game, then just say to him "Play For Fun"
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the golden rule of the server where I usually play now: "play and don't brake my balls"
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What kind of server is that?UTPe wrote:the golden rule of the server where I usually play now: "play and don't brake my balls"
I would say "Kill all life on Na Pali", if you don't kill everything on a map, did you really finish that map?Metalfist wrote:Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
Rule No. 48: It is totally fine to gib any and all corpses you may find. In fact, it is highly encouraged you destroy any carcass in an "in-game sport" kind of way.
You cannot kill what is already dead.
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Actually this was for any map in any gametype, not just Monsterhunt.UTDeath wrote:I would say "Kill all life on Na Pali", if you don't kill everything on a map, did you really finish that map?Metalfist wrote:wildlife on Na Pali o.O
When it's slow defending the base in CTF I kill time by killing any animal in sight.
Rule 42: The monster most likely to kill you is not the one behind you but that fast little freak with the enhanced speed that you can't shoot no matter what.
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Rule 43: Mods be tripping ballz, yo!papercoffee wrote:Fixed your quote!
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No your Quote was broken ... G- Damn.EvilGrins wrote:Rule 43: Mods be tripping ballz, yo!papercoffee wrote:Fixed your quote!
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Yes, I saw it broken as well.
You cannot kill what is already dead.
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Manual Addendum inhibited to rule #43317: Better just use an anti-matter fuelled Ultima Protos to blow up the whole damn shindig.Metalfist wrote:Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
This is Eevee, a ferocious creature that never relents in tracking its meal. It will lead you to ruin, and when it does, it will finish you.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
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Rule #43317: SubSection A: The ultima-protos is only so effective until things are found that can survive a direct blast from it.KeeperUTX wrote:Manual Addendum inhibited to rule #43317: Better just use an anti-matter fuelled Ultima Protos to blow up the whole damn shindig.Metalfist wrote:Rule 43317: the only function of the nalirabbit is to be crushed by your feet..... and birds to be shot down.... And fish....... Actually kill all wildlife on Na Pali o.O
Note: There's 5 things I know of that can.
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