Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

[papercoffee]

Can't agree more with Torax. Loque is the bane of my existence everytime I think "Ah, a nice UT99 botmatch to relax before going to bed".
it's never nice nor relaxing when he spawns in the botlist.

If you play team based matches ...and he spawns in your team... then it's pretty much relaxing.

btw. why isn't it possible to copy his stats to another bot ...I have one custom bot which should have his stats (copypasted them in the ini.) but compared to Loque is my bot no match for me. The bot is good but not that good. Why is that so?

[EvilGrins]

why isn't it possible to copy his stats to another bot ...I have one custom bot which should have his stats (copypasted them in the ini.) but compared to Loque is my bot no match for me. The bot is good but not that good. Why is that so?

Because Loque cheats.

Rule 82: Be wary of cheating bots. They're a part of the game and can mess you up WAY worse than cheating human players.

[EvilGrins]

Rule #47: Don't trust aimbots online. Especially don't trust them if they're wearing a bikini.

Rule #48: Don't feed the aimbots. If they're gonna cheat they can get their own damn food.

[EvilGrins]

Rule #72: Unreal Engine 4 is free... but only because Unreal Engine 6 you must sign over the rights to your next child before it's born.

Rule #73: Anybody that tries to get tricky and not have a child after signing it over will be artificially inseminated when they least suspect it.

[EvilGrins]

Rule #44, Sub-section GOBBLE GOBBLE: In the even you play MonsterHunt online and you stumble across a pupae that someone skinned to look like a turkey, you must capture it to cook on Thanksgiving Day... whenever it is you celebrate that.

[EvilGrins]

Rule #63: Creating a mutator that kills monsters en-masse may get you sued by their union representatives.

[Chamberly]

Rule #63: Creating a mutator that kills monsters en-masse may get you sued by their union representatives.

Lmao this!

[FXANBSS]

Rule #69: Never let Mickey to pick the Shield Belt or it will be impossible to kill in every center.

[EvilGrins]

Section 3, Sub-section G, Rule #1: If you find a mirror on a map and somebody kills you while you're watching your reflection do taunts, it is automatically ruled a suicide.

[EvilGrins]

Rule Alpha-X: If you happen to be on a map that has a functioning train or subway, it is highly unethical to shove one of your teammates in front of it.

Rule Omega-X If nobody sees you do it, it will be ruled as an accident.

[EvilGrins]

Rule #990: Never shoot a dinosaur in the nuts, no matter how safely far away you think you are from it...


...they're much faster and determinedly cleverer when you shoot them in the balls.

[EvilGrins]

Rule #WTF: The admin is a devious being that rules over all from the Heavens above... so if you ever feel annoyed by him shoot the sky!

Hey, it's not impossible you won't hit him.

[EvilGrins]

Rule 176: The Nali are harmless bystanders, make a special effort to not hurt them.

Rule 178: Ignore that last one, kill them all as often as possible!!

[Feralidragon]

But the last one would be Rule 177... what does it say then?
Is it maybe a plot twist and Rule 177 says the same about Skaarj or other species?

[EvilGrins]

But the last one would be Rule 177... what does it say then?
Is it maybe a plot twist and Rule 177 says the same about Skaarj or other species?

Rule X-1: Much like the Nali, when startled Rule 177 will often disappear.