Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

[EvilGrins]

Rule #7,042: Double jump is only for people too lazy to find a ladder.

[EvilGrins]

More a Guideline than a Rule: When playing obsessively with Nali Weapons 3 for an extended period of time, it may take a bit of practice getting used to ut99's normal weapons again.

Got a lock with the original rocket launcher on someone and after playing with the multi-missile launcher for what seems like months... I was stunned and very annoyed the rocket didn't keep chasing the guy when he dodged it.

[EvilGrins]

Rule #42: If you have drama with another player, admin, or even a random Nali flipping you off with all 4 hands, take it to Thunderdome. Random server, neutral territory, 3 games of any gametype, 1-on-1.

Whoever wins is the person who was in the right. Matter over. Case closed. etc.

[KeeperUTX]

Rule #227: If Chuck Norris plays with you on a specific server, then congrats, you're now an admin for that server

[UnrealGGecko]

Rule #227: If Chuck Norris plays with you on a specific server, then congrats, you're now an admin for that server

Man I wish there was a Chuck Norris skin and voicepack, he would turn Loque to dust!

[KeeperUTX]

Rule #227: If Chuck Norris plays with you on a specific server, then congrats, you're now an admin for that server

Man I wish there was a Chuck Norris skin and voicepack, he would turn Loque to dust!

Being as accurate as I am with a sniper rifle, Loque is my arch-nemesis in the Liandri Tournament.

So yeah,
Rule #227a: Chuck Norris always beats Loque into submission.

[Feralidragon]

Rule #1209582375723: If Chuck Norris enters a server full of aimbotters, he will be the one being accused of aimbotting.

[Spectra]

Rule #1209582375723: If Chuck Norris enters a server full of aimbotters, he will be the one being accused of aimbotting.

LOL

Rule #1209582375724: Don't call anyone a Noob (Because you yourself calling a Noob and that Noob will also call you Noob one day)! Some proud y players does that the most.

[EvilGrins]

Rule #227: If Chuck Norris plays with you on a specific server, then congrats, you're now an admin for that server

Man I wish there was a Chuck Norris skin and voicepack, he would turn Loque to dust!

In the history of UT there have been 3 Chuck Norris skins that i know of...
...don't think there was ever a voicepack though.

[papercoffee]

Rule #227: If Chuck Norris plays with you on a specific server, then congrats, you're now an admin for that server

Man I wish there was a Chuck Norris skin and voicepack, he would turn Loque to dust!

In the history of UT there have been 3 Chuck Norris skins that i know of...
...don't think there was ever a voicepack though.

This screams for a voice-pack artist.


Rule #252345234623456642345672456510001: if you run into Chuck Norris on a server, can you only defeat him by pulling out his chest hair.

[UnrealGGecko]

Rule #227: If Chuck Norris plays with you on a specific server, then congrats, you're now an admin for that server

Man I wish there was a Chuck Norris skin and voicepack, he would turn Loque to dust!

In the history of UT there have been 3 Chuck Norris skins that i know of...
...don't think there was ever a voicepack though.

This screams for a voice-pack artist.

If EG links me to at least one of them skins, I'll put this to the todo list

[Feralidragon]

Rule #252345234623456642345672456510001: if you run into Chuck Norris on a server, can you only defeat him by pulling out his chest hair.

Rule #252345234623456642345672456510002: If you think you can defeat Chuck Norris by pulling out his chest hair, you better see a doctor beforehand.

[papercoffee]

Rule #252345234623456642345672456510002: If you think you can defeat Chuck Norris by pulling out his chest hair, you better see a doctor beforehand.

This rule is meaningless when you are Bruce Lee... See Way of the Dragon.

[Feralidragon]

Rule #252345234623456642345672456510002: If you think you can defeat Chuck Norris by pulling out his chest hair, you better see a doctor beforehand.

This rule is meaningless when you are Bruce Lee... See Way of the Dragon.

It isn't when you consider that now he has a beard. Everyone knows that Chuck Norris power comes from his beard. He didn't have any when he faced Bruce Lee.
In fact, it was because Bruce Lee tried to defeat him by pulling his chest hair that a powerful beard has grown.
The hair he pulled, went to train on the highest mountains, learned to fly and control the Universe, then they came back to the face of their sole and supreme master.

What was the subject again?

[EvilGrins]

Rule #252345234623456642345672456510002: If you kill Chuck Norris in an online game, he immediately kills you with a roundhouse kick from directly behind you.

It isn't when you consider that now he has a beard. Everyone knows that Chuck Norris power comes from his beard. He didn't have any when he faced Bruce Lee.
In fact, it was because Bruce Lee tried to defeat him by pulling his chest hair that a powerful beard has grown.
The hair he pulled, went to train on the highest mountains, learned to fly and control the Universe, then they came back to the face of their sole and supreme master.

What was the subject again?

Ferali has gone to the scary place!

Rule #227: If Chuck Norris plays with you on a specific server, then congrats, you're now an admin for that server

Man I wish there was a Chuck Norris skin and voicepack, he would turn Loque to dust!

In the history of UT there have been 3 Chuck Norris skins that i know of...
...don't think there was ever a voicepack though.

This screams for a voice-pack artist.

If EG links me to at least one of them skins, I'll put this to the todo list

That's gonna take some digging. The only place i remember seeing them was on UTskins.com, and that site has been gone over a decade.

Creative googling at work today...