Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

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Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

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UT2K4 models and voice-packs are commonly retro-fitted to UT99 versions.
There is plenty of source material. Tux is the person to ask for resources.
http://forums.epicgames.com/threads/894 ... rris-model

There are 3 bots on in my setup that would send Chuck Norris home in a cardboard box (if I had a Bruce Lee, it would be 4) ;)
You can't even sneak up on Spiderman or Judge Anderson, as their maxed accuracy and awareness means they know where you are before you do. And for my money Judge Dredd is the most un-killable, un-stoppable force (without super-powers).

RULE #2000AD: If Dredd enters the arena, you will be judged and found wanting.
You will put your weapons on the floor and go straight to the Iso-cubes perp.
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Rule -1: Chuck Norris should be a skin. :D
Image This is Eevee, a ferocious creature that never relents in tracking its meal. It will lead you to ruin, and when it does, it will finish you.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
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Hey Keeper we have already a rule #1 ...
EvilGrins wrote: Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you.
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Er, Paper, his rule number isnt 1, it's -1 (with a minus)
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Rule #-2: Negative rules count too :D
Image This is Eevee, a ferocious creature that never relents in tracking its meal. It will lead you to ruin, and when it does, it will finish you.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
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Dr.Flay wrote:(if I had a Bruce Lee, it would be 4) ;)
There's a Bruce Lee skin, for the male soldier, in the Skin City database.
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Rule #007: Do not attempt to saddle and ride the WarCows! They REALLY hate that.
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Rule #007b: same goes for pupae...
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papercoffee wrote:Rule #007b: same goes for pupae...
...am now picturing a guy moving around with a pupae tied to each foot...
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EvilGrins wrote:
papercoffee wrote:Rule #007b: same goes for pupae...
...am now picturing a guy moving around with a pupae tied to each foot...
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could be a new trend sport ... pupae-skates ...new and dangerous, because they try to attack you if you lose control.
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Rule #008: Do not let your pupae skates kill anyone on your team! It's bad for group morale.
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Rule #-3: Never underestimate the power of a cowering Nali.
Image This is Eevee, a ferocious creature that never relents in tracking its meal. It will lead you to ruin, and when it does, it will finish you.
The way it bobs its head lefty-righty? It's just cracking it's neck so it can get a better grip on you with its jaws.
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Rule #300Sp You don't need to be in unreal ed for the Ued goblin to hate you.
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Rule #666: If the admin didn't see you knock one of your teammates off a cliff to their death, and nobody took screenshots, it didn't happen.