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Re: officially UNOFFICIAL rules for the UT99 forum (semi-silly)

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Rules XxX: Do not make triple posts... they are the gateway drug to quadruple posts.
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Rule #34-U: There's an UT mod for it. No exceptions.
Rule #35-U: If there isn't a mod for it, it will be created by somebody. No exceptions.
Rule #36-U: No matter how weird or crazy a mod is, somebody will like it.
Rule #63-U: For every character, there's an UT model or skin of that same character.
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Neon_Knight wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:16 pmRule #34-U: There's an UT mod for it. No exceptions.
Rule #35-U: If there isn't a mod for it, it will be created by somebody. No exceptions.
Rule #36-U: No matter how weird or crazy a mod is, somebody will like it.
Rule #63-U: For every character, there's an UT model or skin of that same character.
Not bad, like the enthusiasm... but these are rules for this forum.

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Rule Alpha: You must accept that Shade is not really Shade but someone else with the same name.
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Rule Xed: Never post any naked pics of Xan... think of the children whose parents are members of this forum and will have to deal with those parents having a nervous breakdown.
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The 1 Rule to rule them ALL: Adding commentary to a dead thread, like more than a couple years dead, when you are not whosoever started that thread, may well result in a forum admin poking you in the eyes.
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Rule ¼: Every 3rd NEW MEMBER to the forum will be hazed.

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Rule #9: There is no rule with the number 9. If you think you've ever seen one, you're tripping on acid, part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

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Do not take any of the resident Skaarj to a restaurant date.

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EvilGrins wrote: Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:00 am The 1 Rule to rule them ALL: Adding commentary to a dead thread, like more than a couple years dead, when you are not whosoever started that thread, may well result in a forum admin poking you in the eyes.
I forgot that this rule was written down ...This rule is so valid it should be written into the actual House Rules.
Wait it is ...but without the poking... hmmm ...we can fix this.
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Rule #46A: Never make fun of paperCoffee's avatar, because it's a self-portrait and he's very sensitive about his VERY BIG eye.
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Rule #P: paperCoffee is very particular about how his name is spelled, so never write it incorrectly or he may do horrible things to you while you sleep.
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The XMAS rule: Anyone using an avatar with Christmas colors automatically wins all arguments.
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