Okay...
- No firing redeemers inside the house.
- You cannot keep a Nali inside the house as an emotional support animal.
- Xan frequently locks himself in the bathroom... if you hear squeaky noises, leave the house.
- Make sure there are no blobs in the chimney before lighting up the fireplace.
HOUSE RULES!?!
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Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
Luthienne never puts the toilet seat back up and Loque drinks right out of the milk carton!
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- If you've been outside stomping on NaliRabits, clean your shoes before entering the house.
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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
- Don't try to clean the toilet with the Impact-Hammer and neither with the Bio-Rifle.
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- For every meal a place must be set for Shade.
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- If you should happen to see Shade dancing around the house in lingerie, you are required to put your eyes out.
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Smilies · https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=13758medor wrote:Replace Skaarj with EvilGrins
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- Anyone who brings a Nali to the House as an overnight guest must bathe it in the morning.
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- No setting other members of the house on fire.
That's considered, by some, to be rude.
That's considered, by some, to be rude.
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Re: HOUSE RULES!?!
remember that playing darts against Loque is a futile enterprise.
You must construct additional pylons.
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- Don't play with compact disks on the floor. Our Skaarj Cats might find them
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- Always be wary of termites.
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- There will be absolutely no swearing in the house, unless you stub your toe.
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- I live in an apartment
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